A bit council (Vol 6)

[Jcwjosh]

ColdoRS said:

I was at a surprise 60th birthday party in a local pub last night(council).

There were 2x kids there, 3 and 5. The 3 year old was drinking Pepsi from her bottle at 9pm.

What's the bets on at least 1 of them having a double barrelled name ?

ivy-mae.. Alfie- lee

pack of scampi fries for tea

[Alickadoo]

Do you remember the days when a double barrelled surname meant that you were posh.

Now it means your parents aren't married.

[Jcwjosh]

Having a custom ringtone - council

Usually on maximum volume

Bit like the fonejacker sketch -

HELLO !

[motco]

Jcwjosh said:

ColdoRS said:

I was at a surprise 60th birthday party in a local pub last night(council).

There were 2x kids there, 3 and 5. The 3 year old was drinking Pepsi from her bottle at 9pm.

What's the bets on at least 1 of them having a double barrelled name ?

ivy-mae.. Alfie- lee

pack of scampi fries for tea

Tea is a beverage or if accompanied by the word 'high' or 'Afternoon' it is an afternoon repast. 'Tea' as a hot meal taken at about six p.m. is certainly council and was once frequently served with white bread and butter as an accompaniment.

[nicanary]

Alickadoo said:

Do you remember the days when a double barrelled surname meant that you were posh.

Now it means your parents aren't married.

I've never understood this. Can't they just pick one of the parents' surnames? If I was a football shirt maker, I'd want extra for the long name.

PS I let off Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink. That's a quality name.

[bobtail4x4]

on our local page

for dads day

[WarrenB]

Spare tyre said:

ColdoRS said:

Radec said:

It's probably happened on here before, but i was in Tesco last night about 11.30pm.

See a mum with her 2 kids who were about 7/8 years old.
They were both still in their school uniforms.

Unless they were in some sort of kids night school, there's no reason to not have them changed.

The mum wasn't even one of those teeny bopper chavvy mums, she looked like one of those bog standard, middle age, overweight women you'd see working behind the desk of your local Hays travel agent.

I was at a surprise 60th birthday party in a local pub last night(council).

There were 2x kids there, 3 and 5. The 3 year old was drinking Pepsi from her bottle at 9pm.

We have a chav social club near us, which is a giant flat roofed shed building from the 40s

If you drive past at say 9 like you, you often see all the stty kids from my daughters school 4/5 years old, running around outside with a big bag of haribo

Its just a coincidence that these kids are the ones who feck about all day at school I’m sure

No no no, they've got ADHD

[nuyorican]

Just been perusing the council cess-pit of Facebook Marketplace.

Is it council to occupy a council house and then put the garage it generously comes with up for rent on FB for £££?

I don't know why it annoys me. Yes, they could have bought the place, but I'm willing to bet they haven't by the state of the mangled English on display in the ad as they can't have been in the country long.

Yes yes, I know. I'll spare you the effort of replying. I am literally Hitler.

[AndyAudi]

This is worthy of the thread surely
(Unless it made the previous incarnation)

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0...

[markymarkthree]

bobtail4x4 said:

on our local page

for dads day

BRAYLON that's a new one.

[DodgyGeezer]

nuyorican said:

Just been perusing the council cess-pit of Facebook Marketplace.

Is it council to occupy a council house and then put the garage it generously comes with up for rent on FB for £££?

I don't know why it annoys me. Yes, they could have bought the place, but I'm willing to bet they haven't by the state of the mangled English on display in the ad as they can't have been in the country long.

Yes yes, I know. I'll spare you the effort of replying. I am literally Hitler.

perhaps it's a house-swap (an ex used to work in social housing and apparently this is a 'thing')

[nuyorican]

bobtail4x4 said:

on our local page

for dads day

"Happy fathers day grandad"

Wait, wut?

[mickk]

markymarkthree said:

BRAYLON that's a new one.

I'm sure the seats of an old car I owned were covered in that.

[bobtail4x4]

mickk said:

markymarkthree said:

BRAYLON that's a new one.

I'm sure the seats of an old car I owned were covered in that.

I read it as that at first,

[Wildcat45]

Whistle said:

I drive past this place a few times a week, it ticks a lot of council boxes, these days there’s even more plastic crap in the garden.

Complete with grey import car. Are grey imports a bit, you know,?

[Wildcat45]

markymarkthree said:

bobtail4x4 said:

on our local page

for dads day

BRAYLON that's a new one.

It sounds like some sort of fabric that 1960s soft furnishings would be made of. It would later be banned because it catches fire easily and converts the air to cyanide or something.

[eldar]

markymarkthree said:

BRAYLON that's a new one.

Type of industrial plastic developed by ICI in 1972.

Next crotch goblin will be called Brinylon.

[ColdoRS]

Alickadoo said:

Do you remember the days when a double barrelled surname meant that you were posh.

Now it means your parents aren't married.

What’s going to happen if these kids with double barrelled surnames(and forenames) marry someone? Will it become a triple barrel? What if they meet another councilista with a double barrel? They’ll sound like a Welsh train station.

[williamp]

eldar said:

Type of industrial plastic developed by ICI in 1972.

Next crotch goblin will be called Brinylon.

Sylk...

Bet a half bottle of prosecco 8tll be a name in 2024

[SJfW]

Anything and everything to do with On the Beach holidays.

From having Paddy McGuiness doing the voiceover to the god awful specimens in the character family on the TV advert.