A bit council (Vol 6)

[eldar]

Pitre said:

I give you:
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

(Google it for a laugh, one for us Boomers)

That is just silly.

[mickk]

ChemicalChaos said:

I don't - if rugby is council, it's certainly not on the same plane of council as football and football "supporters".

I'd say a non-council sport, despite the best efforts of the gambling companies sponsoring it, would be snooker. No way a councilist audience would be able to keep quiet and only politely applaud every so often.

I'd also say club level motorsport - luckily all the chavs and wasters seem to stick to attending BTCC or MotoGP events (as evidenced by the air horn usage), and leave the low-level and classic events alone

Snooker and snooker halls are very council and only one step up from the uber council sport of darts. I feel guilty calling darts a sport but...

[Nezquick]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before but....
Gender Reveal parties......got to be Council surely?!

I've been invited to one. It sounds awful!

[Kowalski655]

Another one good for silly names: upper class twit of the year

[eldar]

Nezquick said:

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before but....
Gender Reveal parties......got to be Council surely?!

I've been invited to one. It sounds awful!

Being an American import, redneck trailer trash, rather than council.

[Tom8]

Nezquick said:

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before but....
Gender Reveal parties......got to be Council surely?!

I've been invited to one. It sounds awful!

And "baby showers" whatever the fudge those are supposed to be. I assume everyone wears man made fibre clothing for a start.

[Tom8]

mickk said:

ChemicalChaos said:

I don't - if rugby is council, it's certainly not on the same plane of council as football and football "supporters".

I'd say a non-council sport, despite the best efforts of the gambling companies sponsoring it, would be snooker. No way a councilist audience would be able to keep quiet and only politely applaud every so often.

I'd also say club level motorsport - luckily all the chavs and wasters seem to stick to attending BTCC or MotoGP events (as evidenced by the air horn usage), and leave the low-level and classic events alone

Snooker and snooker halls are very council and only one step up from the uber council sport of darts. I feel guilty calling darts a sport but...

Technically snooker is not. Your house should have plenty of space for a table. Unless you wear trainers outside of a sports hall. Then a snooker club becomes part of your life. That is when it becomes council.

[Strangely Brown]

mickk said:

Overweight blokes and their other half wearing a size to small replica shirt, getting pissed up and singing ridiculous songs. Of course rugby is council.

Sod it i'd like to nominate cricket as well, anyone who sings that ridiculous 'Barmy Army' song has to be in the council club.

It is an unfortunate development of modern times that cricket has attracted a following by what are little more than lost football types. It is a shame that people are no longer capable of sitting and watching respectfully with a polite clap for a well played stroke or delivery. Personally, I would like to see anyone turning up at the ground in replica shirts and face paint refused entry.

Jolly bad show and all that.

[dillenger]

Alickadoo said:

Om said:

Megaflow said:

Fallingup said:

Rugby.

I'm saying no, far to complicated for football fans to follow, so not council.

League or Union?

League is played by Northerners, so quite obviously council.

Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.

[Mammasaid]

dillenger said:

Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 (and by the Jam Eaters of West Cumbria) by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.

EFA

[dillenger]

Mammasaid said:

dillenger said:

Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 (and by the Jam Eaters of West Cumbria) by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.

EFA

[Richard-390a0]

ntiz said:

Have we had the Uber council brand “Hoodrich” yet?

I have never seen anyone in it that didn’t look like they steel hubcaps

Steal

[BananaFama]

Strangely Brown said:

mickk said:

Overweight blokes and their other half wearing a size to small replica shirt, getting pissed up and singing ridiculous songs. Of course rugby is council.

Sod it i'd like to nominate cricket as well, anyone who sings that ridiculous 'Barmy Army' song has to be in the council club.

It is an unfortunate development of modern times that cricket has attracted a following by what are little more than lost football types. It is a shame that people are no longer capable of sitting and watching respectfully with a polite clap for a well played stroke or delivery. Personally, I would like to see anyone turning up at the ground in replica shirts and face paint refused entry.

Jolly bad show and all that.

All this 20-20 stuff and "The 100" with music acts thrown in for half time entertainment .

Not helping .

[Steve vRS]

Mammasaid said:

dillenger said:

Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 (and by the Jam Eaters of West Cumbria) by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.

EFA

And their more sophisticated neighbours in Whitehaven.

Petty regional rivalries, council

[Mammasaid]

Steve vRS said:

Mammasaid said:

dillenger said:

Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 (and by the Jam Eaters of West Cumbria) by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.

EFA

And their more sophisticated neighbours in Whitehaven.

Petty regional rivalries, council

Aren't they all Jam Eaters over there? (From the 'not in the Lake District' Eden Valley)

[nicanary]

If snooker is council (and Victorian toffs did look down their noses - billiards was the gentleman's sport) then what does that make pool?

[markymarkthree]

nicanary said:

If snooker is council (and Victorian toffs did look down their noses - billiards was the gentleman's sport) then what does that make pool?

Clearly pool is council as it is a septic thing

I would like to nominate "beach volleyball" (femail version) as a non-council sport. Been watching it all afternoon in Los Cristianos, whilst Mrs Marky is having a spar day.

[Tom8]

markymarkthree said:

nicanary said:

If snooker is council (and Victorian toffs did look down their noses - billiards was the gentleman's sport) then what does that make pool?

Clearly pool is council as it is a septic thing

I would like to nominate "beach volleyball" (femail version) as a non-council sport. Been watching it all afternoon in Los Cristianos, whilst Mrs Marky is having a spar day.

Shopping in Spar. Super council.

[Voldemort]

Nezquick said:

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before but....
Gender Reveal parties......got to be Council surely?!

I've been invited to one. It sounds awful!

Claim you misunderstood, and that's why you got your cock out. You'll never have to go to another

[mickk]

markymarkthree said:

Clearly pool is council as it is a septic thing

I would like to nominate "beach volleyball" (femail version) as a non-council sport. Been watching it all afternoon in Los Cristianos, whilst Mrs Marky is having a spar day.

Tenerife holiday?

I don't even have to say the word.