Anyone joined the Muff Diving club?

[YankeePorker]

Luck that it’s in Ireland really, seeings as you’ll need your PADI qualification.

[dai1983]

Am ex girlfriends auntie was secretly nicknames The MILF from Muff by myself. We stayed there one weekend and she'd do breakfast in these skinny nighties.

The nan would also stay to enforce that I wasn't staying in the same as her granddaughter. Unluckily I walked on her wiping her arse one day.

[Dolf Stoppard]

Looks good, but no way am I taking off my Pussy Patrol t shirt.

[Snow and Rocks]

My dad was a professional diver and on first meeting my mum told her straight faced that he was a fully qualified Marine Underwater Fire Fighter or more commonly referred to as a MUFF diver - being a somewhat naive girl from a rural part of the Highlands, she went home and told her Father and brothers all about what her new boyfriend did for a living!

[lord trumpton]

It's all a bit childish really.

'Oh look at my muff diving t shirt'!

[Hoofy]

lord trumpton said:

It's all a bit childish really.

'Oh look at my muff diving t shirt'!

I think that's pretty obvious, really!

[Good Plan Ted]

I always have a snigger when I look at my old Merchant Navy Record book, It's actually called a "Seamans Discharge Book" in putrid green and pus yellow,

[CopperBolt]

cookie1600 said:

I need to know if there's any real underwater action going on before I join, or are they just all fannying around?

I believe there are regular coastal expeditions to look for the fabled bearded clam.

[cheesejunkie]

A brother lives quite close to Muff. He's heard all the jokes. But they never get old.

Used to laugh at the sign posts on the crescent link roundabout in Derry. There was a "Top" petrol station there. So there were signs with directions for Top Muff.

Edited by cheesejunkie on Thursday 4th April 14:09

[CanAm]

My great grandfather was born in Magh (Muff), just outside Derry, even though it's in Co Donegal. Well, that's what I tell people, as it was definitely somewhere around there, and it's safer than saying either Derry or Londonderry to the wrong people.

[POIDH]

It's important to know that Knowehead is on the outskirts of Muff.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/eNyc67YkW27Bf7QdA

[Super Sonic]

I guess diving in Muff is better than diving in Wilsford cum Lake.

[Wacky Racer]

YankeePorker said:

Luck that it’s in Ireland really, seeings as you’ll need your PADI qualification.

[Killer2005]

lord trumpton said:

It's all a bit childish really.

'Oh look at my muff diving t shirt'!

Which is why it's amusing HTH.