better names for existing things...

better names for existing things...

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Voldemort

6,153 posts

279 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Grasshole

Ambleton

6,660 posts

193 months

Tuesday 9th April
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I present:

The BATTLE UNICORN:


And the GUINEA BIG:


Turtle Shed

1,545 posts

27 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Bumscanner.


Rh14n

942 posts

109 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Hearty Starty




PomBstard

6,782 posts

243 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Bin chicken…


vikingaero

10,353 posts

170 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Turtle Shed said:
Bumscanner.

Titticopier.

RosscoPCole

3,320 posts

175 months

Wednesday 10th April
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vikingaero said:
Turtle Shed said:
Bumscanner.

Titticopier.

Fannyfacsimile

steviegunn

1,416 posts

185 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Trash Panda


sidewinder500

1,146 posts

95 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Rh14n said:
Hearty Starty

roflroflrofl

Electronicpants

2,643 posts

189 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Fanny magnet

TwigtheWonderkid

43,394 posts

151 months

Thursday 11th April
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I saw an all girl Ramones tribute act once. They had a pretty boring name, like The Lady Ramones or something like that. I spoke to them at the bar afterwards and suggested The Rahormones.

phil-sti

2,679 posts

180 months

Thursday 11th April
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Nope Rope or Danger Noodle


MesoForm

8,887 posts

276 months

Thursday 11th April
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
I saw an all girl Ramones tribute act once. They had a pretty boring name, like The Lady Ramones or something like that. I spoke to them at the bar afterwards and suggested The Rahormones.
The Ramonas?

Pit Pony

8,608 posts

122 months

Thursday 11th April
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carlo996 said:
Amused2death said:
Nature's little speedbumps

Land otter.
Fluffy tailed tree rat.

MOBB

3,618 posts

128 months

Thursday 11th April
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Mental Ben


TwigtheWonderkid

43,394 posts

151 months

Thursday 11th April
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Rh14n said:
Hearty Starty

That's good, but unfortunately, it's actually a hearty stoppy. When you have a heart attack, the heart doesn't initially stop, it goes into an irregular beat. The defib delivers a shock that momentarily stops the heart, allowing it to "reboot" and restart immediately on it's own, hopefully in the correct rhythm. If you've actually flatlined, the defib won't be any use at all. But on tv it looks more dramatic for the machine to flatline and the defib to shock you back to life, which is why they show it that way.

MOBB

3,618 posts

128 months

Thursday 11th April
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^ fun at parties etc tongue out

gazza285

9,819 posts

209 months

Thursday 11th April
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MOBB said:
^ fun at parties etc tongue out

Can’t wait for the autobiography.

Red9zero

6,861 posts

58 months

Thursday 11th April
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Electronicpants said:


Fanny magnet
I had one the same as that as a company car when they came out. It is still the only car that a woman has walked up to me in a petrol station to say how nice it was laugh

Jammez

665 posts

208 months

Thursday 11th April
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Apparently the German word for Bagpipes is Doodle Sack!

Much better!