How many pensioners would it take to give you a kicking?
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I think I would use this tactic...
Run far enough to get a distance from the group so I am not mobbed and then slowly pick them off with a swift punch to the jaw. Rinse and repeat.
I think being mobbed due to their power in numbers is what could potentially catch me out, some pensioners have vice like grips due to manual labour jobs that simply don't exist anymore due to health and safety.
Run far enough to get a distance from the group so I am not mobbed and then slowly pick them off with a swift punch to the jaw. Rinse and repeat.
I think being mobbed due to their power in numbers is what could potentially catch me out, some pensioners have vice like grips due to manual labour jobs that simply don't exist anymore due to health and safety.
s p a c e m a n said:
Got to be tactical, a good kick to the knee and 90% of them would be straight down on the floor.
That's assuming some of the 'many' middle-aged lardarses I see daily can actually lift their leg high enough to direct said kick to the oldie's knee.
I'm nudging King Charles' age.
Funny, let's turn this on its head and reverse this to the younger generation as that's where 'respect' of age should begin.
I waited for the lift in our multi-storey park Saturday (level 6, of 8). I use it almost daily. I could hear a real commotion on 7 above. As lift door opens it's full of youngsters (well, 18 yr olds or thereabouts) - we used to be called 'teens', don't think that's used much these days. Two of the guys, one with a skateboard, went 'booooo' at me, the three girls with them all did embarrassing giggling with heads down.
I just walked forward and edged inside with them, standing there literally squashed (sure they thought I was gonna die of shock or something ).
I'm 6ft1, and unlike most of my mates, not 'fat', and still pretty fit, pop no pills, and with same waist size I had at 20.
They've all now gone quiet. Lift descends... one kid goes 'Which floor mate?' I said 'Same as you lot' (noting ground floor button lit).
He then says: 'Having a good day?' I said 'Yeah, so far. Your day?' He goes 'Yeah, cool.'
As I'm almost squashed against door, I move into them when door opens, I walk out, they follow me up our High St.
A couple of 'em shout: 'Have a nice day pal.' I turn and see they all pile into Nero's.
'You too' I shout back.
Kids eh, they're fine if you treat 'em right. Just like treating us 'oldies' right. Their try at ridicule didn't work, and give 'em due, they realised.
Remember something important, one day, that's if you're lucky, (very lucky), you too, might just reach 'old' and experience 'ageism' (it stinks!).
Imagine, the generation(s) following you might not be so less forgiving:
'Oldies? Why the fk do we need them? Yeah, let's just be rid of all of them.'
SimpleSimonSays said:
Brilliant and you beat me to it.OP you need to specify the sex of the geriatrics and also whether weapons (handbags and walking sticks specifically) are allowed.
hidetheelephants said:
bhstewie said:
This graphic has a disappointing lack of Chuck Norris.And who the hell thinks they could beat a Gorilla/ Elephant/ Lion etc in a fight??
dandarez said:
That's assuming some of the 'many' middle-aged lardarses I see daily can actually lift their leg high enough to direct said kick to the oldie's knee.
I'm nudging King Charles' age.
Funny, let's turn this on its head and reverse this to the younger generation as that's where 'respect' of age should begin.
I waited for the lift in our multi-storey park Saturday (level 6, of 8). I use it almost daily. I could hear a real commotion on 7 above. As lift door opens it's full of youngsters (well, 18 yr olds or thereabouts) - we used to be called 'teens', don't think that's used much these days. Two of the guys, one with a skateboard, went 'booooo' at me, the three girls with them all did embarrassing giggling with heads down.
I just walked forward and edged inside with them, standing there literally squashed (sure they thought I was gonna die of shock or something ).
I'm 6ft1, and unlike most of my mates, not 'fat', and still pretty fit, pop no pills, and with same waist size I had at 20.
They've all now gone quiet. Lift descends... one kid goes 'Which floor mate?' I said 'Same as you lot' (noting ground floor button lit).
He then says: 'Having a good day?' I said 'Yeah, so far. Your day?' He goes 'Yeah, cool.'
As I'm almost squashed against door, I move into them when door opens, I walk out, they follow me up our High St.
A couple of 'em shout: 'Have a nice day pal.' I turn and see they all pile into Nero's.
'You too' I shout back.
Kids eh, they're fine if you treat 'em right. Just like treating us 'oldies' right. Their try at ridicule didn't work, and give 'em due, they realised.
Remember something important, one day, that's if you're lucky, (very lucky), you too, might just reach 'old' and experience 'ageism' (it stinks!).
Imagine, the generation(s) following you might not be so less forgiving:
'Oldies? Why the fk do we need them? Yeah, let's just be rid of all of them.'
If only he'd seen the lift was full and waited...but then we wouldn't have got that amazing scene.
I'm not much on aggression, so I'm pretty sure two of them would easily put me down. Against one stereotypical 75 year old it probably comes down to whether I'm already grumpy at something.
If my wife was there I'd say you'd need forty or fifty. More if she was allowed to use more than harsh language.
If my wife was there I'd say you'd need forty or fifty. More if she was allowed to use more than harsh language.
nordboy said:
hidetheelephants said:
bhstewie said:
This graphic has a disappointing lack of Chuck Norris.And who the hell thinks they could beat a Gorilla/ Elephant/ Lion etc in a fight??
"It's not the size of your dog in the fight, it's the size of fight in your dog" as someone once said (maybe Napoleon, or some other stroppy shortarse).
Some pensioners don't give a thought about self-preservation, they've been up against st all their lives, done physical work and could be fearsome. Others have led pampered office-based lives and wouldn't say boo to a goose. Impossible question....
Some pensioners don't give a thought about self-preservation, they've been up against st all their lives, done physical work and could be fearsome. Others have led pampered office-based lives and wouldn't say boo to a goose. Impossible question....
Tim Cognito said:
dabofoppo said:
I'm a bit of a unit I weigh about 100kg and quite a lot of it is muscle. It took exactly 1x frail 98 year old man to knock me on my arse and break my nose in a nursing home.
Did he run you over with a mobility scooter?Whack! Knocks Tim over. Chuckles.
"Ooh, is it Tuesday or Thursday?? What are you lot doing in my house? That Ted Heath is a . Oh no, I've pissed myself. Someone needs to wash my balls. Nurse! Nurse! My balls! Not you, Derek. fk off with your cold hands. Where's young Janice? Derek, do something useful and get me a cappuccino. Ooh, ooh, is that the Luftwaffe?? Etc."
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