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Douglas Quaid

2,294 posts

86 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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What was it like the first time you gave your missus a seeing to after 6 yrs of no sex? Did it feel like losing your virginity again?

zarjaz1991

3,492 posts

124 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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Badda said:
Your opinion on drug laws being draconian is a bit of a red herring IMO, you've not been done for possession but for supply and all the misery that it entails. I think wishing others well in their dealing exploits is abhorrent.
Leave it out. We're not here to debate people's opinions on drug laws, drug dealing, or the morals of either.

This is a thread about prison, and people's experiences of it. In particular it is latterly about one person's experiences having just been released from serving six years inside. it's a window into a world most of us will never see.

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

104 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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hairyben said:
Its a thread about prison experiences.

If you want to stay a virgin don't frequent the wehouse, y'know?
This. Another troll frown

hairyben

8,516 posts

184 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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johnwilliams77 said:
hairyben said:
Its a thread about prison experiences.

If you want to stay a virgin don't frequent the wehouse, y'know?
This. Another troll frown
Is it genuine troll though, or just generation fkin l'oreal, who expect the world to adjust itself to their delicate sensibilities rather than man up and move on?

jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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sorry if it has been asked before , TVRMP. what changes did you notice on release?




AndStilliRise

2,295 posts

117 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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TVR did you gasp when you saw an iPhone? smile

Blue Oval84

5,276 posts

162 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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AndStilliRise said:
TVR did you gasp when you saw an iPhone? smile
He was only away six years!! We had iPhones long before then lol

Ari

19,353 posts

216 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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Douglas Quaid said:
What was it like the first time you gave your missus a seeing to after 6 yrs of no sex? Did it feel like losing your virginity again?
Interesting thought. Must be really odd having sex for the first time (with a woman anyway) after six years. And stranger still somehow with someone who isn’t new to you - sort of like a first time but with deja vue.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

13,045 posts

101 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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And on the same note, did you have any worries that she wouldn't wait for you. Obviously she has, but did you KNOW she would? Saying this not knowing if you'd been together a few years, or if you were childhood sweethearts from 13!

hairyben

8,516 posts

184 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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Blue Oval84 said:
AndStilliRise said:
TVR did you gasp when you saw an iPhone? smile
He was only away six years!! We had iPhones long before then lol
True, but smartphones have gone from being something quite gimmicky and crude to almost an essential part of your anatomy and how you live and organise life.

Blue Oval84

5,276 posts

162 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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hairyben said:
True, but smartphones have gone from being something quite gimmicky and crude to almost an essential part of your anatomy and how you live and organise life.
Really? Six years ago I had a decent HTC, I had Spotify, Facebook, google wherever I wanted it, video calling etc. Aside from getting faster, better cameras and a few extra features I'd hardly say there's been a quantum leap in six years? I'm struggling to think of something I can do now that I couldn't with my 2011 phone, other than drop it in the bath without it breaking!

Gareth1974

3,420 posts

140 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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Hope you don't mind me asking this question - I'm curious about how you first broached the subject of your involvement in drugs with your wife?

Was this something you were already doing when you met? Or a change of 'career' that you decided to take during your relationship? I can't imagine saying to my wife that I was going to change jobs and start drug dealing/trafficking and for her to be ok with it! - And was she at risk of being charged in some capacity?

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

104 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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hairyben said:
Is it genuine troll though, or just generation fkin l'oreal, who expect the world to adjust itself to their delicate sensibilities rather than man up and move on?
Considering this thread is about people asking questions and hearing his experiences all of his short curt posts are doing everything to stop that happening: much to the majority of the people’s annoyance.

hairyben

8,516 posts

184 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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Blue Oval84 said:
Really? Six years ago I had a decent HTC, I had Spotify, Facebook, google wherever I wanted it, video calling etc. Aside from getting faster, better cameras and a few extra features I'd hardly say there's been a quantum leap in six years? I'm struggling to think of something I can do now that I couldn't with my 2011 phone, other than drop it in the bath without it breaking!
They could do the tasks and people did use them, what has changed is how much we all rely on them I think, they've become established as the primary tool to do many things by most people. Ie rather than call a cab use an app, buy goods, book tables etc.

Eta just the fact that tvrmp was trying to send a text rather than a snapchap or other type group messaging app.

Edited by hairyben on Sunday 29th October 13:44

Blue Oval84

5,276 posts

162 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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hairyben said:
They could do the tasks and people did use them, what has changed is how much we all rely on them I think, they've become established as the primary tool to do many things by most people. Ie rather than call a cab use an app, buy goods, book tables etc.

Eta just the fact that tvrmp was trying to send a text rather than a snapchap or other type group messaging app.

Edited by hairyben on Sunday 29th October 13:44
Agreed actually, the way we use them has definitely developed even if the tech itself has been largely unremarkable, I don't recall having a phone based boarding pass 6 years ago for example.

eltax91

9,897 posts

207 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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Gareth1974 said:
Hope you don't mind me asking this question - I'm curious about how you first broached the subject of your involvement in drugs with your wife?

Was this something you were already doing when you met? Or a change of 'career' that you decided to take during your relationship? I can't imagine saying to my wife that I was going to change jobs and start drug dealing/trafficking and for her to be ok with it! - And was she at risk of being charged in some capacity?
I’d wager that he can’t answer that without potentially incriminating her and as such wont risk it.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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TVR- what was your regular 'treat' from the weekly canteen, and what was your buggest extravagance?

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

104 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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hairyben said:
They could do the tasks and people did use them, what has changed is how much we all rely on them I think, they've become established as the primary tool to do many things by most people. Ie rather than call a cab use an app, buy goods, book tables etc.

Eta just the fact that tvrmp was trying to send a text rather than a snapchap or other type group messaging app.

Edited by hairyben on Sunday 29th October 13:44
I assume he was using BBM which was famous for being untraceable

Monkeylegend

26,479 posts

232 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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TVR Moneypit said:
My wife had an i-phone before I went away.

Yes, I gasped. I gasped at how something so utterly st could 1; be released to market, 2; be marketed so well idiots would que up over night to buy one, and 3; how such a steaming, putrid heap of st could cost so much money.

I'm perfectly happy with a £20 Nokia thanks.
A burner i-phone would eat into the profits somewhat wink

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

13,045 posts

101 months

Sunday 29th October 2017
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TVR Moneypit said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
And on the same note, did you have any worries that she wouldn't wait for you. Obviously she has, but did you KNOW she would? Saying this not knowing if you'd been together a few years, or if you were childhood sweethearts from 13!
None. Not ever. Not even once.
That's obviously a good woman you have then, who is due some recompense for the last 6 years she's be alone dealing with things. I'm sure you know this mind!
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