Just the punchlines please

[Biker's Nemesis]

And was it worth the effort?

[mybrainhurts]

My name's Jon Dokic...

[Biker's Nemesis]

Oh, that'll itch in the morning.

[Gretchen]

- Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?

- You're scared, i've got to walk home on my own.

[mybrainhurts]

His windows fell out....

[Biker's Nemesis]

To which he replied, "well played Sir".

[Gretchen]

Still no idea.

[mybrainhurts]

Gretchen said:

Still no idea.

Nice one...

[Biker's Nemesis]

- A week on Tuesday.

[sultanbrown]

Gretchen said:

- You're scared, i've got to walk home on my own.

One of my favourites, have we met? I'm yet to meet anyone else that would actually tell that one to a woman.

[Amused2death]

Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone

When the big hand is on the little hand

Yeah, but imagine what we could have got for an arm and a leg

[parapaul]

'Know it?' Said the geezer, 'Hell, I wrote it!'

Break all of her fingers so she can't tell her mum... sorry!

'3 years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, I thought you were bringing her back'

[XJSJohn]

"My boss has been riding me all week"

"left ball go ungh, right ball go ungh, condom go ungh, left ball go POW"

[Mahatma Bag]

Forty years ago, it wasn't an electric fence!

[becca_]

Still no f*cking idea.

"You're under a vest!"

[The Hypno-Toad]

"Here's that sick squid I owe you,"

[GetCarter]

My fav joke's punchline:

You know, I keep thinking it's Thursday

[52classic]

"Give him a handfull of biscuits and he'll probably let you"

[Corpulent Tosser]

So I said to her "How much is it if you are not a wank?"

[merc_man]

"You don't get many of those around here do you?"