Just the punchlines please

[susanq]

"No, I'm having my nails clipped".

[rolando]

All the rest leak when they're fked.

[anonymous-user]

And Taz said to Alex "bruv all you do is get syphillis!!!! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

[anonymous-user]

And Hetty said to Henry don't forget to vacuum yourself kiss kiss goodnight my fking baby asshole

[anonymous-user]

I don't have a clue what any of my posts in this thread means...

[Fer]

sleepera6 said:

And Taz said to Alex "bruv all you do is get syphillis!!!! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"And he killed my frog!"

Edited by Fer on Monday 26th December 20:03

[Fer]

"Because they're mine."

[Kizmiaz]

No nurse i said 'prick his boil.'

[Fer]

"Too late, it's started."

[can't remember]

Yeah, I'm waiting for the next series of Embarrassing Bodies.

[rolando]

…and a Goblin Teasmade

[PositronicRay]

Europe Who?

[CanAm]

She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!

[Fer]

A four point tool eater jaguar.

[Benni]

.......Better Nate than lever !

Edited by Benni on Tuesday 6th June 01:54

[Camoradi]

The weather forecaster did say it would rain Datsun cogs

[Monkeylegend]

And the Lord said, The what?

[CanAm]

Vipers said:

And then she fainted.

[GBGaffer]

Cock Robin

[CanAm]

Yes it does, doesn't it.