Just the punchlines please

[Monkeylegend]

Sorry officer, I was just offsiding.

[Whitean3]

Supplies!!!

[cobra kid]

She said "yes, but you need to pull the skin back first!"

[davhill]

It turned out his injuries were only super fish oil.

[glenrobbo]

.... but I was very very drunk!

[glenrobbo]

CanAm said:

Vipers said:

And then she fainted.

...she never heard the shot!

[CzechItOut]

Look at that S car go

[Greenmantle]

showing my age

"what with these feet"

showing that I am just a big kid

"Doyouthinkhesaurus"

[CrunkleFloop]

"Suck this! It's fowl!"

[V8 FOU]

I can feel the sh*t trickling down my neck

[leggly]

Is it the bog seat off a trawler?

[gazza285]

And he said, "bks, I'm watching the match..."

[Riley Blue]

"And that, Mister President, is why I'm convinced you're my sister..."

[Fer]

A BMX track

[DickyC]

No, you're fked, aren't you?

[silverfoxcc]

This is a genuine enquiry

YEARS ago when Noel bloody Edmonds was a reasonable DJ on Saturday BBC Radio, he used quotes as fillers between songs or chat
One such quote was

'There was a dung hill in the middle of the yard'

I thought it was from Blaster Bates set of LP's ( It isn't but it did introduce me to Blasters exploits)

So does anyone recall i, and more importantly, what the whole story was?

[DickyC]

silverfoxcc said:

This is a genuine enquiry

I think it was from Round the Horne which was a radio comedy series in the sixties fronted by Kenneth Horne. Very funny and some of it very near the knuckle for the time.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

I think it was from Round the Horne which was a radio comedy series in the sixties fronted by Kenneth Horne. Very funny and some of it very near the knuckle for the time.

Quite likely, Dicky.

There was also "Beyond Our Ken", which was more of that sort of thing. I think it used to.follow on after the Navy Lark on a Sunday at lunchtime. It was on the BBC Light Programme on the wireless.

They wouldn't allow it in today's PC world, that's for certain!

"Hello, I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy... "

You had to be there.

[DickyC]

Now, I remember that differently. I thought Sunday lunch radio was either the Navy Lark or Round the Horne or one of the other comedies. It was after Worldwide Family Favourites anyway.

/notoriously unreliable memory

[glenrobbo]

It was this chap, on Saturday 26th November 2016

silverfoxcc said:

Ok, for the elder PH'ers

Years ago when Noel Edmunds had his Rad 1 Sat show, he used to play snippets between records

One such snippet, was a possible punchline which was

'There was a dung hill in the middle of the yard' ( it was a northern accent)

Now i thought it might be a Blaster Bates story, however having obtined all of his Lp'S ( yep that old) he never said it.

So does anyone know who it was?

HTH