Just the punchlines please

[Fer]

I can see you house from up here.

[Fer]

He came home with a set of sliding doors and a conveyor belt.

[OddCat]

......because he was wearing a sailors hat.

[Cold]

But then we found out we'd have to book a time slot for a table.

[Fer]

Nothing. She's already ignored you twice.

[FerrousOxide]

Piece of cake.

Oh, and:

That's a relief, cos one of mine is definitely bigger than the others

[Red 5]

Well your weekend is f*cked Sir, so you might as well mow the lawn!

Screw the other step, I’m doing it here!

[anonymous-user]

You c*nts are alright...

[Monkeylegend]

Mum, do I have to talk to the FBI.

[cobra kid]

"relax and it will go in easier"

Not sure what the joke is though!

[ArmaghMan]

And the second nun says " yes it does"

[BigMon]

A unicycle is a cunning stunt.

[CanAm]

If we're doing Vicar of Dibley......

And he says to the nun, "Where would you like the blinds?"

[Daveb257]

Anyone done “f*ck me, a bus ! “ yet?

[Fer]

Daveb257 said:

Anyone done “f*ck me, a bus ! “ yet?

That's up there with "Stop shaking the bloody ladder"

[john2443]

...and Boris said "You need your eyes testing Dominic"

[Monkeylegend]

"My point exactly " said the Doctor.

[Laurel Green]

I wanted to know what I looked like with a beard.

[Fer]

It's mine, and I'll wash it as fast as I like.

[Dont like rolls]

....and Niki Lauda said "thanks for the new ears"