Just the punchlines please

[rolando]

No. Pull the chain like everyone else does.

[CanAm]

We've already established that; now we're just haggling over the price.

[BigMon]

A unicycle is a cunning stunt.

[Milkyway]

...” You don’t think you’re going to get all that for a tenner did you”?.

[Turtle Shed]

74, the rest come with rice.

[Lord Pork]

"Hit it again, the bd thing just bit me........!"

[Lord Pork]

"in that case. don't ride your bike for a couple of weeks...."

"we've been burgled...."

[CanAm]

They had eggs.

[hammo19]

It turns out it wasn’t your favourite album but your favourite album cover.

[Lord Pork]

"OK, I'll have a go, but don't hit me over the back of the head too hard"

[Fer]

"I don't understand, he always made his own sandwiches."

Or, if we want to lower the tone - There's 20 of them!

[Super Sonic]

If you buy him a drink he might let you.

[Milkyway]

... “But thats not my dog”

... two pounds, but I paid on the way out”

...”eats shoots & leaves”.

...”cost me two hundred quid to get her in”.

[some bloke]

I can't marmalade my **** up your ****.

[twing]

some bloke said:

I can't marmalade my **** up your ****.

[Fer]

To reprise some of the early joke threads.

"Better Nate than lever" & "Indigo".

[Mazinbrum]

It’s not a real welders mask you know.

[Little Pete]

I just cut the top off your wellies

Only fk the ones that cough

[Milkyway]

... “he cut off the end of the exhaust pipe”

...” we can slide her to the edge & then lift her up”

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 21st August 11:22

[Fer]

Slide her into the bathroom - the tiles are cheaper there.