Just the punchlines please

[Milkyway]

...”Welcome to Barbados have a nice day”.

...” Well, I’m half way there, it’s turned black”.

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 21st August 22:26

[Jasey_]

That's not my dog.

[Turtle Shed]

"Canary thirteen has to stand on one leg."

[Fer]

Miles, from Dublin.

[FiF]

Tramp "OK so a fk's out of the question then"

[Fer]

FiF said:

Tramp "OK so a fk's out of the question then"

Which would lead onto:-
"That's OK, I'll just wait at the bottom".

[BrettMRC]

"P**s off, my dog hasn't got a bike!"

[CanAm]

OK, so who's Bob!!!?"

[Laurel Green]

Florin?

[the internet]

...... but you've got one in the window.

[CanAm]

the internet said:

...... but you've got one in the window.

Coincidence! My punchline was about Bs

[CanAm]

She said we're getting a new kitchen.

[Milkyway]

... “And that’s why you are called Pancake”.
...” No thanks, I’m only going to drop it anyway”.

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 13th September 13:57

[Lord Pork]

...."no, they're all in the back of the truck, and one of them's tootin the 'orn!"

[Fer]

"Shut up, Fridge."

[Fer]

Sexy children.

[Milkyway]

... “ it was only half full”

...”he has a liquor licence”

Saw one today... “Whoa... it says until death”

Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 19th January 18:04

[hammo19]

............so peanut was one of the words that Peanut adopted as a pronoun

[Turtle Shed]

"Why do you ask two dogs shagging?"

[Turtle Shed]

"I just needed to clear my throat"