Just the punchlines please

[Turtle Shed]

Fer said:

"Shut up, Fridge."

Just brilliant, and not a million miles from the above.

[douglasb]

Because he shags pigs.

[Fer]

Dung!

[Monkeylegend]

Who

[Monkeylegend]

Flung.

[Monkeylegend]

EmailAddress said:

What car should I buy?

Patience dear boy.

[Monkeylegend]

EmailAddress said:

Monkeylegend said:

EmailAddress said:

What car should I buy?

Patience dear boy.

What?

Did somebody mention groundhog day

[Super Sonic]

"See, I told you I was tight!"

[Laurel Green]

"That's what you get for a fiver"

[rohrl]

Marvin Gaye’s dad

[R6tty]

Don't suppose there's any chance of a goodnight kiss?

[Milkyway]

“Three quid... I paid on the way out”

“I’m half way there... it’s gone black”

Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 4th May 21:24

[jules_s]

'A brick with heads and tails on it'

[Fer]

"I think she drowned."

[CanAm]

But you shag just one sheep.....

[Fer]

"Oh, you want Jones the Spy"

[Turtle Shed]

"All out, last one was a duck".

[Purosangue]

open the window ........your leaving

[Fer]

"Not sure, but his face rings a bell"

[LE62NDE]

Back on your heads, lads: tea-break's over.