Just the punchlines please

[The Hypno-Toad]

Lemon curry?

[Shaw Tarse]

But I haven't got my racket!

[mybrainhurts]

So your arse doesn't shut with a bang...

[audidoody]

Very nice - but I thought a vase would be more appropriate

[central]

For a moment there, I thought I'd gone deaf.

[driverrob]

I needed somewhere to park my bike.

[mybrainhurts]

Vixpy, in a field, wearing womens clothes....

[brum]

because he kneeded a poo.

[The Hypno-Toad]

If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need talcum powder.

[JonRB]

"Smell it, madam? I'm sitting in it"

"Oh my God! I've shot a nun"

"This bridge - do you want it dual carriageway?"

Edited by JonRB on Sunday 15th June 17:09

[mybrainhurts]

Freshly whipped Mosley...

[RossMac]

Yes, he's dead now

[funkyboogalooo]

mybrainhurts said:

So your arse doesn't shut with a bang...

ha

[JonRB]

"oh, I thought you said goat"

[funkyboogalooo]

and then he said, thats the first time ive done that do i get to keep the piece of sweetcorn

[branflakes]

"Quiet for a tuesday isn't it?"

[Pesty]

You can't fk a rock

[Olf]

He's a fking cycle path.

[Sciroccology]

"Right, now where do you want these blinds?"

[funkyboogalooo]

not at the moment madame i'm trying to change the spare wheel