Calling the Sexperts

[cqueen]

Mobsta said:

cqueen said:

Your life sounds awsome!

Be nice, or I'm telling my psychiatrist on you!

I wasn't joking...

[NDA]

Mobsta said:

I dont really remember saying goodbye to her but woke up saturday night hungover again, this time at my place... with a groin full of splinters in my jeans! Still not sure how that happened.

Are you sure you weren't bummed by a carpenter? How would you know?

[Mobsta]

cqueen said:

Mobsta said:

cqueen said:

Your life sounds awsome!

Be nice, or I'm telling my psychiatrist on you!

I wasn't joking...

More silly than awesome.
Like wearing a strap-on glass eye.
Although that would be pretty awesome.

NDA said:

Mobsta said:

I dont really remember saying goodbye to her but woke up saturday night hungover again, this time at my place... with a groin full of splinters in my jeans! Still not sure how that happened.

Are you sure you weren't bummed by a carpenter? How would you know?

A good point, but last I checked my bum was round the back

It may be that Latvians shave weekly & starch daily.

[remedy]

Mobsta said:

cqueen said:

Mobsta said:

cqueen said:

Your life sounds awsome!

Be nice, or I'm telling my psychiatrist on you!

I wasn't joking...

More silly than awesome.
Like wearing a strap-on glass eye.
Although that would be pretty awesome.

NDA said:

Mobsta said:

I dont really remember saying goodbye to her but woke up saturday night hungover again, this time at my place... with a groin full of splinters in my jeans! Still not sure how that happened.

Are you sure you weren't bummed by a carpenter? How would you know?

A good point, but last I checked my bum was round the back

It may be that Latvians shave weekly & starch daily.

You rock

[NDA]

Mobsta said:

NDA said:

Mobsta said:

I dont really remember saying goodbye to her but woke up saturday night hungover again, this time at my place... with a groin full of splinters in my jeans! Still not sure how that happened.

Are you sure you weren't bummed by a carpenter? How would you know?

A good point, but last I checked my bum was round the back

It may be that Latvians shave weekly & starch daily.

I was imagining you were bent over a work-bench leading to the splinters at the front......

Oh, never mind, lost the moment!

[Mobsta]

NDA said:

Mobsta said:

NDA said:

Mobsta said:

I dont really remember saying goodbye to her but woke up saturday night hungover again, this time at my place... with a groin full of splinters in my jeans! Still not sure how that happened.

Are you sure you weren't bummed by a carpenter? How would you know?

A good point, but last I checked my bum was round the back

It may be that Latvians shave weekly & starch daily.

I was imagining you were bent over a work-bench leading to the splinters at the front......

Oh, never mind, lost the moment!

Sorry! I just imagined a giant tyrannosaurus type gay greek trojan Flintstones Esq pedal-powered carpentry horse type thing which was covered in splinters chasing me across town. Im not very imaginative.

[NDA]

Mobsta said:

Sorry! I just imagined a giant tyrannosaurus type gay greek trojan Flintstones Esq pedal-powered carpentry horse type thing which was covered in splinters chasing me across town. Im not very imaginative.

You're arousing me.

Do go on....