Apostrophe'''''s, when did the rot set in?

Apostrophe'''''s, when did the rot set in?

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groucho

12,134 posts

247 months

Sunday 9th August 2009
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central said:
The recipient of the money might be named Tip. You never know.

Edited by groucho on Sunday 9th August 19:03

North West Tom

11,529 posts

178 months

Sunday 9th August 2009
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What annoys me is how people don't understand how to use 'there/they're/their'. Also 'your/you're'.


Strangely Brown

10,079 posts

232 months

Sunday 9th August 2009
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North West Tom said:
What annoys me is how people don't understand how to use 'there/they're/their'. Also 'your/you're'.
The problem there stems from the fact that they're not corrected on their grammar at school.

It's easy if you care.

Vipers

32,894 posts

229 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Strangely Brown said:
It's easy if you care.
So there!

smile

Lefty Guns

16,163 posts

203 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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The whole there/they're/their thing does annoy me but I can sort of understand that some people just don't grasp the differences between them. At least they are vaguely similar sounding words

Replacing have with of annoys me a whole lot more. You fking ignorant s, go back to school.

jamesson

2,993 posts

222 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Someone I know, whose surname is Masters, recently received a letter which started "Dear Mr. Master's"

Unbelievable.

I find it very sad that what appears to be the majority of people (certainly on this site) either do not understand or do not care enough to write their own language correctly.

central

16,744 posts

218 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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jamesson said:
Someone I know, whose surname is Masters, recently received a letter which started "Dear Mr. Master's"

Unbelievable.

I find it very sad that what appears to be the majority of people (certainly on this site) either do not understand or do not care enough to write their own language correctly.
Just don't get me started on an article I saw the other day about Welsh singer Tom Jone's.

bangheadbangheadbanghead

Jackpot

355 posts

189 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Lefty Guns said:
The whole there/they're/their thing does annoy me but I can sort of understand that some people just don't grasp the differences between them. At least they are vaguely similar sounding words

Replacing have with of annoys me a whole lot more. You fking ignorant s, go back to school.
My pet hate is someone messing up 'are' and 'our'.

It just annoys me.

carter711

1,849 posts

199 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Saw this in a motorway service station last year.

Ganglandboss

8,308 posts

204 months

Tuesday 11th August 2009
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Here's one for central:



This was taken from the Faceache page of somebody I went to school with and contains two of your least favourite things - Man Urinals and apostrophe abuse.


DirtyHarry88

930 posts

189 months

Tuesday 11th August 2009
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I seen...

Annoying.

Being a bit fussier, it irritates me when people pronounce contribute as 'CONT-ribute'

'CON-tribute'

Then there's moaning about someone's pronounciation...

Ganglandboss

8,308 posts

204 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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central

16,744 posts

218 months

Tuesday 15th September 2009
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Spotted at Santa Pod over the weekend -




central

16,744 posts

218 months

Friday 18th September 2009
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On the "Anyone famous near you thread" -

Snoop Bagg said:
Bob Carolgee's and Spit the dog!

triggersbroom

2,376 posts

205 months

Friday 18th September 2009
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central said:
On the "Anyone famous near you thread" -

Snoop Bagg said:
Bob Carolgee's and Spit the dog!
rofl

jamesson

2,993 posts

222 months

Saturday 19th September 2009
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I must get my camera out. There are one or two shop signs around I've noticed which offend the eye.

As for Bob Carolgee's... rolleyes

Hammerwerfer

3,234 posts

241 months

Saturday 19th September 2009
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The Taxi's are to the right at Cork railway station.

SunderJimmy

3,239 posts

183 months

Saturday 19th September 2009
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DickyC said:
I can't understand why they think it needs an apostrophe because it ends in a vowel.

ajcj

798 posts

206 months

Saturday 19th September 2009
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I have been threatened with ejection from a pub for defacing their blackboard menu: I was removing the apostrophe from "Pizza's". When I remonstrated with the barman, he said "Oh, pedant's society is it?". To which I replied "no, society of pedants, actually".

Good job I'm large.

You have to make some allowances. The phrase "so I was like, whatever" is utter gibberish, yet makes sense to us all as shorthand for a complicated sentiment. "To boldly go" sounds so much better than the alternatives. Usage blesses these examples as being, if not correct, at least accepted. The correct use of the apostrophe cannot be replaced with a common usage alternative, so it is in everyone's interest to get it right. People who complain that it's 'technical' and unnecessary are too dull to appreciate its value. I instantly classify people who cannot spell or punctuate as likely to present poorly thought through, half-baked ideas. I am rarely wrong.

If that sounds snobbish, elitist, and judgemental to you, then you are absolutely right.

dibbly_dobbler

11,273 posts

198 months

Saturday 19th September 2009
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ajcj said:
I have been threatened with ejection from a pub for defacing their blackboard menu: I was removing the apostrophe from "Pizza's". When I remonstrated with the barman, he said "Oh, pedant's society is it?". To which I replied "no, society of pedants, actually".

Good job I'm large.
hehe Very good.

Here's a bonanza of wrongness for your delictation smile