Unfunny Comedians

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Mothersruin

8,573 posts

100 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Tom thingy, gay bald bloke, went to school with Rob Beckett, can be funny. Has a nice twist on stuff and his delivery is spot on.

Can't remember his surname.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Honk said:
Newc said:
Nish 'one joke' Kumar apparently presented his one joke (buildup: brexit brexit brexit. Punchline: brexit brexit brexit) at a cricket charity event at the Grosvenor.

Satisfyingly, he was bread rolled off after about 60 seconds. Though he refused to leave at first, causing further booing and hails of baked product.

Apparently there is video of it, guess they won't be showing it on the BBC.
...Kumar is as funny as a perianal abscess.
I expect he will be in the safety of Mock The Week soon to take the piss and get a round of applause.

kev1974

4,029 posts

130 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Mothersruin said:
Tom thingy, gay bald bloke, went to school with Rob Beckett, can be funny. Has a nice twist on stuff and his delivery is spot on.

Can't remember his surname.
Tom Allen?

Has absolutely ruined The Apprentice You're Fired.

He is one that is ok in small doses, 2 minutes max at a time. Anything longer than that and I want to kick my TV over.

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

100 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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kev1974 said:
Mothersruin said:
Tom thingy, gay bald bloke, went to school with Rob Beckett, can be funny. Has a nice twist on stuff and his delivery is spot on.

Can't remember his surname.
Tom Allen?

Has absolutely ruined The Apprentice You're Fired.

He is one that is ok in small doses, 2 minutes max at a time. Anything longer than that and I want to kick my TV over.
Ah, ok - I don't watch a lot of telly so have only seen the odd guest spot on Countdown etc...

bristolracer

5,552 posts

150 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Comedians should by now understand that we dont care for political jokes whatever the political colour

We have all lost our sense of humour when it comes to politics. We are tired of politics,the old saying 'it would be funny if it weren't so tragic' is very apt right now.
Its just not funny anymore, politics is one level off the bottom and thats why people are throwing stuff and booing 'comedians' off stage.






anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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kev1974 said:
Mothersruin said:
Tom thingy, gay bald bloke, went to school with Rob Beckett, can be funny. Has a nice twist on stuff and his delivery is spot on.

Can't remember his surname.
Tom Allen?

Has absolutely ruined The Apprentice You're Fired.

He is one that is ok in small doses, 2 minutes max at a time. Anything longer than that and I want to kick my TV over.
I can’t stick his stand up shows, so over the top with the flamboyance, but I find him pretty funny on panel shows and You’re Fired.

ETA: Romesh Ranganathan I feel the opposite about, find him incredibly tedious in panel shows but his stand up and other stuff he’s done on his own is hilarious.

Angela Barnes, however, is about as funny as prostate cancer.


Edited by Jbeale96 on Tuesday 3rd December 21:07

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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bingybongy said:
Frank7 said:
Not sure what that’s about, I know that not all PHers are happy with the subject matter of some of my posts, and I couldn't care less about that, but I don’t post in an effort to keep everyone amused, and I’ve never appeared on stage, radio or TV as an alleged comedian, so I don’t know why I’ve been selected for a mention, confused but if it keeps you happy, knock yourselves out
FTFY
You mean that you fixed it to what you think it should be.
Newsflash!
Not everyone thinks that you’re right, just
as not everyone thinks that I’m right.


techiedave said:
You have always struck me as a gentleman in your postings and I personally enjoy your posts
Thanks Dave, that’s kind of you.

can't remember

1,079 posts

129 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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TommyBuoy said:
I saw Milton Jones live last year - it was a bit torturous.
He really is terrible. I love comedy and will often admire the craft of people I don't find funny but Milton Jones has no redeeming features. Glad he seems to have run his course.

NDA

21,672 posts

226 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Nish Kumar. Apparently.

mikal83

5,340 posts

253 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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TommyBuoy said:
I saw Milton Jones live last year - it was a bit torturous.

Saw Russell Howard a few months ago - he was ok, put pushed a bit of political guff

Saw Rob Beckett last month and i was in tears at the end.
Howard had the abbotus on his show a while ago and gave her a big hug and guffed all over her with labour ste. Last time I watched his show

Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

82 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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bristolracer said:
Comedians should by now understand that we dont care for political jokes whatever the political colour

We have all lost our sense of humour when it comes to politics. We are tired of politics,the old saying 'it would be funny if it weren't so tragic' is very apt right now.
Its just not funny anymore, politics is one level off the bottom and thats why people are throwing stuff and booing 'comedians' off stage.
If only Ben Elton was starting out today, we might have been quickly saved from years of his ste.

Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

82 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Frank7 said:
bingybongy said:
Frank7 said:
Not sure what that’s about, I know that not all PHers are happy with the subject matter of some of my posts, and I couldn't care less about that, but I don’t post in an effort to keep everyone amused, and I’ve never appeared on stage, radio or TV as an alleged comedian, so I don’t know why I’ve been selected for a mention, confused but if it keeps you happy, knock yourselves out
FTFY
You mean that you fixed it to what you think it should be.
Newsflash!
Not everyone thinks that you’re right, just
as not everyone thinks that I’m right.
That made me laugh! I couldnt spot any differences

PhilboSE

4,401 posts

227 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Smiler. said:
Aside from the luvvies closing ranks & fizzing about how Kumar "is at the top of his game" & "they probably couldn't have afforded him if he hadn't done it for free so perhaps the audience should have been more grateful".
If this is the "top of his game" then his career should be over. The video clip is exactly what I saw of his "routine" in the summer and commented on earlier in the thread. Just shouting anti-Brexit statements and swearing at politicians. It fails because it is simply not funny. It's not crafted, it's not humorous, there's no routine with a theme or carefully observed epithets. It's basically just someone ranting as if they're at Speaker's Corner.

It fails because it's just not funny. He wasn't the draw for the function, he was a piece of badly judged "entertainment". He failed to judge the mood of the audience and had nothing to fall back on nor the sense to change tack. He probably doesn't even have a routine to fall back on.

I'm sure there's lots of reasons for the exposure he gets on the BBC, but getting an audience to warm to him and laugh along with him isn't one of them.

bingybongy

3,882 posts

147 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Drihump Trolomite said:
That made me laugh! I couldnt spot any differences
C
I changed the nonsensical use of could care less, to couldn't.

Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

82 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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bingybongy said:
C
I changed the nonsensical use of could care less, to couldn't.
LOL

toon10

6,224 posts

158 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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I don't Russell Howard funny at all. I admire the talent of Ricky Gervais. His TV shows and his writing are top notch but I don't find his stand up particularly engaging or funny. He's better as a comedy actor and writer than a stand up in my opinion.

i4got

5,663 posts

79 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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For those who aren't familiar with Mr Kumar's 'work'


Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

82 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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i4got said:
For those who aren't familiar with Mr Kumar's 'work'

Fo real?

PhilboSE

4,401 posts

227 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Yeah, same shtick when I saw him.

He would make those kind of statements, then pause expecting a laugh. When the tumbleweed rolled, he just laughed loudly at himself and then made another similar statement or "Politican X is a F**** C****" and pause for laughs again.

Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

82 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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PhilboSE said:
Yeah, same shtick when I saw him.

He would make those kind of statements, then pause expecting a laugh. When the tumbleweed rolled, he just laughed loudly at himself and then made another similar statement or "Politican X is a F**** C****" and pause for laughs again.
Then I want that black man to go back to his parents and ask them to teach him that racism is not acceptable just because he's brown.

I want that racist to apologise and to stop linking Brexit to racism, the tt.