Unfunny Comedians

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520TORQUES

4,661 posts

16 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Hammersia said:
Bluevanman said:
captain.scarlet said:
Groundbreaking stuff, those heaters.

Depending on which country you're in, it was either the brainchild of a high school student from Edinburgh or somehwere in Germany.
What are these heaters you're talking about?
Now you've typed it it will be popping up on your youtube feed tonight, no need to thank me, they'll change your life.
They defy the laws of physics.

You just know a load of suits sat round a table and bashed out the look, it's got to have a log on the front to wow the plebs. biglaugh

westberks

959 posts

136 months

Tuesday 13th February
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The Gauge said:
Seems others agree..


she was on Celebrity Mastermind (and won) but even on that i fast forwarded her bits as I just find her unwatchable. Actually did try but it takes too long to respond to everything and then is just shouting; I'd be interested to see her writing credits as she's clearly not daft, to better understand what else she's done and some of the reasoning for her elevated status.

UTH

8,990 posts

179 months

Tuesday 13th February
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westberks said:
The Gauge said:
Seems others agree..


she was on Celebrity Mastermind (and won) but even on that i fast forwarded her bits as I just find her unwatchable. Actually did try but it takes too long to respond to everything and then is just shouting; I'd be interested to see her writing credits as she's clearly not daft, to better understand what else she's done and some of the reasoning for her elevated status.
The sooner her new show "Out of Order" stops appearing in every ad break the better.

Red9zero

6,937 posts

58 months

Tuesday 13th February
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westberks said:
she was on Celebrity Mastermind (and won) but even on that i fast forwarded her bits as I just find her unwatchable. Actually did try but it takes too long to respond to everything and then is just shouting; I'd be interested to see her writing credits as she's clearly not daft, to better understand what else she's done and some of the reasoning for her elevated status.
I'm sure she was on another quiz show (Richard Osman ?) and she did very well, so as you say, she isn't stupid, just her delivery is rather annoying.

captain.scarlet

1,824 posts

35 months

Tuesday 13th February
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520TORQUES said:
Hammersia said:
Bluevanman said:
captain.scarlet said:
Groundbreaking stuff, those heaters.

Depending on which country you're in, it was either the brainchild of a high school student from Edinburgh or somehwere in Germany.
What are these heaters you're talking about?
Now you've typed it it will be popping up on your youtube feed tonight, no need to thank me, they'll change your life.
They defy the laws of physics.

You just know a load of suits sat round a table and bashed out the look, it's got to have a log on the front to wow the plebs. biglaugh
And just in case you ever missed them (and so that you can prepare for summer), there are the desktop mini air cooler units. Revolutionary technology and will cool your room down in minutes without the need for an air conditioning system, I'm sure.

I've also had the adverts come up about how the electricity giants are really worried if this gets out and "don't want you to know this secret": you can apparently get free electricity by connecting some contraption or other into the ground.

It is all a form of comedy when you think about it.

CoolHands

18,723 posts

196 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Blown2CV said:
i'm never one to get too annoyed about things like that, but seeing the amazon ad-free thing fked me off. It's like ads are always the secret weapon companies have to screw you, even though the charge model was specifically marketed to not be ad revenue driven from the start. You pay the amazon prime fee and that's where they get their money, not through ads.

amazon is on a rapid downhill towards stness anyway. The retail arm is just full of chinese drop-shipped crap now.
Indeed, it has 100% gone downhill. Much more frequently NOT next day delivery now; I’ve had books that I’ve sent back as damaged (no care); prices are not in any way cheaper than other suppliers, it’s only the fast delivery that is any slight advantage (and as above that is waning).

Now with the additional charge to get rid of ads, I am cancelling. Load of wk

Blown2CV

28,914 posts

204 months

Tuesday 13th February
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i routinely check prices on other sites now rather than just assume amazon is cheapest. Often I am not even really arsed about next day delivery anyway. I'd rather give a small business my money through ebay or something than it go on big jeff's billionaire bucket list.

Missy Charm

756 posts

29 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Se7enheaven said:
Tycho said:
Red9zero said:
Abbott said:
Keema Bob on Celebrity Pointless tonight. My god she is excruciating
I Googled her to see if her voice is put on. It seems not, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. She is very childish too.
She was in QI recently and after 10 seconds I wanted to stick forks in my ears. Devoid of any comedic talent.
Had no clue who this Kemah Bob was , so made the mistake of a YouTube search. In the name of juddering fk. Anyone brave enough to listen there is a link below.
If the audience members seen laughing in the clip because they genuinely believe this person is funny ,rather than being financially rewarded , then they should all be painfully tortured as it’s only encouraging more of this st.

https://youtu.be/XMwZnO7teGA?si=_GGlJnLQ0rT3om3j
She sounds like Eric Cartman doing an impression of Fu Manchu. I'm sure that either isn't PC or shouldn't be...

Ezra

551 posts

28 months

Tuesday 13th February
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DrBrule said:
Feel free to post some examples of her jokes here and we'll see if she is actually funny.

Cerebral Palsy doesn't make somebody not funny; not being funny makes somebody not funny, regardless of any other factors.

Lost Voice Man; can't speak yet makes for a better stand-up comedian than RJ.
TBH, both Rosie Jones and Lost Voice Guy are dire. Saw both live, on separate occasions, before they appeared on TV. It was painful!

Dolf Stoppard

1,324 posts

123 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Missy Charm said:
Se7enheaven said:
Tycho said:
Red9zero said:
Abbott said:
Keema Bob on Celebrity Pointless tonight. My god she is excruciating
I Googled her to see if her voice is put on. It seems not, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. She is very childish too.
She was in QI recently and after 10 seconds I wanted to stick forks in my ears. Devoid of any comedic talent.
Had no clue who this Kemah Bob was , so made the mistake of a YouTube search. In the name of juddering fk. Anyone brave enough to listen there is a link below.
If the audience members seen laughing in the clip because they genuinely believe this person is funny ,rather than being financially rewarded , then they should all be painfully tortured as it’s only encouraging more of this st.

https://youtu.be/XMwZnO7teGA?si=_GGlJnLQ0rT3om3j
She sounds like Eric Cartman doing an impression of Fu Manchu. I'm sure that either isn't PC or shouldn't be...
Managed eight seconds and switched off. Not a pleasant sound.

TUS373

4,525 posts

282 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Jefferson Steelflex said:
My wife insisted we go and watch Jack Whitehall when he appeared at our local venue in December. Not a fan but haven't really engaged with anything he's done on TV so I was a neutral observer.

My god it was rubbish, an hour of complete gibberish. My wife was pissing herself throughout, as were others of course, and I assumed it was just me. She then decided she had to watch the Netflix recording of the same tour, from a proper venue but the same material, so I sat there while she wet herself again at jokes about his girlfriend and his dad which were even less funny second time around.

And I've decided, it can't just be me. Not a single memorable joke from the whole set for me. It's on Netflix for anyone that can be arsed.
I totally agree. I saw the Netflix show. Really did not like his forced, over emphasised delivery in his received pronunciation voice. Cannot believe that he so proud of his girlfriend having been snagged by Leonardo Di Caprio. Shame, as Bad Education was enjoyed in our house. Just seems that when someone is successful, they take it too far. The quality is poor, novelty low, and just looks the celeb/comedian is cashing in.

Don't know how long the show was, but I got up to make dinner. The chore was better than enduring Jack Whitehall's endless drivel.

Bluevanman

7,347 posts

194 months

Saturday 24th February
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UTH said:
The sooner her new show "Out of Order" stops appearing in every ad break the better.
Starts on Monday you'll be pleased to know,set your series link wink

CanAm

9,269 posts

273 months

Saturday 24th February
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Bluevanman said:
UTH said:
The sooner her new show "Out of Order" stops appearing in every ad break the better.
Starts on Monday you'll be pleased to know,set your series link wink
Excellent!! Series link set for Monday at 9:00 pm, Ch S4C

DoubleSix

11,718 posts

177 months

Saturday 24th February
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Dave Chapelle….



Just kidding, the mans a genius!!!!!



Jack bloody Whitehall though, oh my god, i’d rather ram a chopstick in my ear than listen to that t**t.

nuyorican

780 posts

103 months

Saturday 24th February
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Jefferson Steelflex said:
My wife insisted we go and watch Jack Whitehall when he appeared at our local venue in December. Not a fan but haven't really engaged with anything he's done on TV so I was a neutral observer.

My god it was rubbish, an hour of complete gibberish. My wife was pissing herself throughout, as were others of course, and I assumed it was just me. She then decided she had to watch the Netflix recording of the same tour, from a proper venue but the same material, so I sat there while she wet herself again at jokes about his girlfriend and his dad which were even less funny second time around.

And I've decided, it can't just be me. Not a single memorable joke from the whole set for me. It's on Netflix for anyone that can be arsed.
Is your wife quite posh? Comes from a very comfortable, safe background? A girlfriend I had about ten years ago was and she LOVED Jack Whitehall. She would make us watch his stand up and keep looking at me for my reaction every time he made a joke. My reaction was probably a quiet simmering rage with bulging veins in my temples. I just wanted to punch him repeatedly.

My girlfriend after was much more council and introduced me to Micky Flanagan. Again, had no idea who he was at the time, but at least he was naturally funny!

Edited by nuyorican on Saturday 24th February 21:42

ColdoRS

1,807 posts

128 months

Saturday 24th February
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Ezra said:
The Gauge said:
Seems others agree..


Others definitely agree...I'm one. I will simply turn off as soon as she's introduced, TV or Radio. Just dreadful.
She's been given far more of a profile than her comedy deserves, because she's disabled.
Comedy is a skill, delivery, timing, working the audience - she does none of it.

UTH

8,990 posts

179 months

Sunday 25th February
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Bluevanman said:
UTH said:
The sooner her new show "Out of Order" stops appearing in every ad break the better.
Starts on Monday you'll be pleased to know,set your series link wink
I’m worried my morbid curiosity might have me watching it

UTH

8,990 posts

179 months

Sunday 25th February
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Bluevanman said:
UTH said:
The sooner her new show "Out of Order" stops appearing in every ad break the better.
Starts on Monday you'll be pleased to know,set your series link wink
I’m worried my morbid curiosity might have me watching it

Bluevanman

7,347 posts

194 months

Sunday 25th February
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UTH said:
I’m worried my morbid curiosity might have me watching it
You going to watch it twice then wink

Kinky

39,602 posts

270 months

Sunday 25th February
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Kind of off-topic to a minor extent; but I've been watching the latest series of Worlds Most Dangerous Roads and episode 4 had Mike Wozniak (who I do like) and an alledged comedian called Ola Labib who I have never heard of or seen before.

She was so rude, obnoxious and unfunny through the whole program it turned me off ever having any interest in seeing her; so much so that I'd deliberately avoid anything that she is on. So I'd like her to the list - Ola Labib.