Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)
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Continued from: Volume III
175 pages is a little bit long and since it is ten-ish, it seems like a good time to start volume four.
175 pages is a little bit long and since it is ten-ish, it seems like a good time to start volume four.
Troop of cavalry on patrol in the American West, accompanied by an old Native American tracker who knows the land and how to live off it.
Running low on rations the Cavalry Officer instructs the tracker to seek out food.
The tracker gets down off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and waits for a few seconds.
Finally he gets up and solemnly says, "Buffalo come".
The officer replies, "Amazing, how do you know that?! You can hear their hooves?"
The tracker shakes his head, "Sticky ear"
Running low on rations the Cavalry Officer instructs the tracker to seek out food.
The tracker gets down off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and waits for a few seconds.
Finally he gets up and solemnly says, "Buffalo come".
The officer replies, "Amazing, how do you know that?! You can hear their hooves?"
The tracker shakes his head, "Sticky ear"
Edited by DrTre on Friday 8th May 10:29
apotek said:
Two dyslexic skiers at the top of a slope one says do we zig zag down or do we zag zig the other guy says I don`t know either but we could ask this guy pulling his sledge.When asked the guy says I don`t know I`m a toboganist skier says OH fk it give us a pack of Benson and Hedges
Heheh, the old ones are the best.Time for volume 6 if the above are anything to go by!
Judge says to skinhead "You have been found guilty of throwing a Muslim to his death off the 10th floor, have you anything to say before I pass sentence?"
Skinhead says "He was only a pki!"
Judge responds "That’s not the point, he could of landed on someone!"
Judge says to skinhead "You have been found guilty of throwing a Muslim to his death off the 10th floor, have you anything to say before I pass sentence?"
Skinhead says "He was only a pki!"
Judge responds "That’s not the point, he could of landed on someone!"
Edited by pc.iow on Friday 8th May 11:21
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