Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)
Discussion
Evangelion said:
No I think a non-PC joke thread is a great idea, then those who are easily offended can just ignore it ... unless of course they're curious.
Slight modification to that:How about having a page that is only viewable if you are logged in, therefore it wouldn't be indexed etc?!?
Argh - gotta run - got to turn fking Eastenders off...
Cheers
The Moose
This year's Fringe top 10, as voted for by the viewers of Dave:
1) Dan Antopolski - "Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"
• 2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
• 3) Sarah Millican - "I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong."
• 4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."
• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
• 6) Adam Hills - "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough."
• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
• 9) Dan Antopolski - "I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."
• 10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - "I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."
1) Dan Antopolski - "Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"
• 2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
• 3) Sarah Millican - "I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong."
• 4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."
• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
• 6) Adam Hills - "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough."
• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
• 9) Dan Antopolski - "I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."
• 10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - "I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."
monthefish said:
snowy slopes said:
sleep envy said:
I'm an umpire for women's cricket.
I love to get that finger up.
I love to get that finger up.
Have you read the rest of the thread???
Relatively speaking, that is so far away from the knuckle, it can't even see the knuckle...
Edited by snowy slopes on Monday 24th August 12:48
Vipers said:
The funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe has been revealed:
"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"
No doubt in time........ I might perk up a bit and titter...... but then again
um was that joke not posted 2 hours and 10 mins before you posted yours?"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"
No doubt in time........ I might perk up a bit and titter...... but then again
Eta 1:50 before yours, sorry I'm retarded today
Edited by Brabus Jord on Monday 24th August 15:53
sleep envy said:
snowy slopes said:
someone may take offence to that joke!
if that's the case we should just stick to knock knock jokeswhat do you call a 3 legged donky?
glue
As for the donkey joke
Brabus Jord said:
Vipers said:
The funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe has been revealed:
"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"
No doubt in time........ I might perk up a bit and titter...... but then again
um was that joke not posted 2 hours and 10 mins before you posted yours?"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"
No doubt in time........ I might perk up a bit and titter...... but then again
Eta 1:50 before yours, sorry I'm retarded today
Edited by Brabus Jord on Monday 24th August 15:53
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