Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)
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Penguin drives into a garage with his car making a funny noise.
"There's something wrong with my car," says the penguin.
"Okay," says the mechanic "I'll take a look,"
"How long will it take?" asks the penguin.
"About an hour, if you want to wait you can wander into the town and grab something to eat?"
"Cool," says the penguin "I'll be back in an hour,"
The penguin wanders out and into the town. There he spots an ice cream parlour. "Oh" he thinks "I haven't had a proper ice cream in ages,"
So he wanders in and orders a really big bowl of vanilla. Now being a penguin and only having flippers the ice cream goes everywhere; across his beak, over his plummage, the counter everywhere. But eventually he wanders back out, coated in ice cream and wanders down to the garage.
"What's wrong then," says the penguin.
"Well it looks like you've blown a seal," says the mechanic.
So the penguin punches him in the face....
Thank you very much, you've been great, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal, don't forget to tip your waitress, enjoy the show, I'll get me coat......
"There's something wrong with my car," says the penguin.
"Okay," says the mechanic "I'll take a look,"
"How long will it take?" asks the penguin.
"About an hour, if you want to wait you can wander into the town and grab something to eat?"
"Cool," says the penguin "I'll be back in an hour,"
The penguin wanders out and into the town. There he spots an ice cream parlour. "Oh" he thinks "I haven't had a proper ice cream in ages,"
So he wanders in and orders a really big bowl of vanilla. Now being a penguin and only having flippers the ice cream goes everywhere; across his beak, over his plummage, the counter everywhere. But eventually he wanders back out, coated in ice cream and wanders down to the garage.
"What's wrong then," says the penguin.
"Well it looks like you've blown a seal," says the mechanic.
So the penguin punches him in the face....
Thank you very much, you've been great, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal, don't forget to tip your waitress, enjoy the show, I'll get me coat......
Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Tuesday 25th August 18:57
king unlikely.The Hypno-Toad said:
Penguin drives into a garage with his car making a funny noise.
"There's something wrong with my car," says the penguin.
"Okay," says the mechanic "I'll take a look,"
"How long will it take?" asks the penguin.
"About an hour, if you want to wait you can wander into the town and grab something to eat?"
"Cool," says the penguin "I'll be back in an hour,"
The penguin wanders out and into the town. There he spots an ice cream parlour. "Oh" he thinks "I haven't had a proper ice cream in ages,"
So he wanders in and orders a really big bowl of vanilla. Now being a penguin and only having flippers the ice cream goes everywhere; across his beak, over his plummage, the counter everywhere. But eventually he wanders back out, coated in ice cream and wanders down to the garage.
"What's wrong then," says the penguin.
"Well it looks like you've blown a seal," says the mechanic.
So the penguin punches him in the face....
Thank you very much, you've been great, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal, don't forget to tip your waitress, enjoy the show, I'll get me coat......
It's the way ya tell 'em!"There's something wrong with my car," says the penguin.
"Okay," says the mechanic "I'll take a look,"
"How long will it take?" asks the penguin.
"About an hour, if you want to wait you can wander into the town and grab something to eat?"
"Cool," says the penguin "I'll be back in an hour,"
The penguin wanders out and into the town. There he spots an ice cream parlour. "Oh" he thinks "I haven't had a proper ice cream in ages,"
So he wanders in and orders a really big bowl of vanilla. Now being a penguin and only having flippers the ice cream goes everywhere; across his beak, over his plummage, the counter everywhere. But eventually he wanders back out, coated in ice cream and wanders down to the garage.
"What's wrong then," says the penguin.
"Well it looks like you've blown a seal," says the mechanic.
So the penguin punches him in the face....
Thank you very much, you've been great, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal, don't forget to tip your waitress, enjoy the show, I'll get me coat......
Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Tuesday 25th August 18:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxJRSmIBjd4
Ganglandboss said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
Penguin drives into a garage with his car making a funny noise.
"There's something wrong with my car," says the penguin.
"Okay," says the mechanic "I'll take a look,"
"How long will it take?" asks the penguin.
"About an hour, if you want to wait you can wander into the town and grab something to eat?"
"Cool," says the penguin "I'll be back in an hour,"
The penguin wanders out and into the town. There he spots an ice cream parlour. "Oh" he thinks "I haven't had a proper ice cream in ages,"
So he wanders in and orders a really big bowl of vanilla. Now being a penguin and only having flippers the ice cream goes everywhere; across his beak, over his plummage, the counter everywhere. But eventually he wanders back out, coated in ice cream and wanders down to the garage.
"What's wrong then," says the penguin.
"Well it looks like you've blown a seal," says the mechanic.
So the penguin punches him in the face....
Thank you very much, you've been great, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal, don't forget to tip your waitress, enjoy the show, I'll get me coat......
It's the way ya tell 'em!"There's something wrong with my car," says the penguin.
"Okay," says the mechanic "I'll take a look,"
"How long will it take?" asks the penguin.
"About an hour, if you want to wait you can wander into the town and grab something to eat?"
"Cool," says the penguin "I'll be back in an hour,"
The penguin wanders out and into the town. There he spots an ice cream parlour. "Oh" he thinks "I haven't had a proper ice cream in ages,"
So he wanders in and orders a really big bowl of vanilla. Now being a penguin and only having flippers the ice cream goes everywhere; across his beak, over his plummage, the counter everywhere. But eventually he wanders back out, coated in ice cream and wanders down to the garage.
"What's wrong then," says the penguin.
"Well it looks like you've blown a seal," says the mechanic.
So the penguin punches him in the face....
Thank you very much, you've been great, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal, don't forget to tip your waitress, enjoy the show, I'll get me coat......
Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Tuesday 25th August 18:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxJRSmIBjd4
but I do recall the Python, guess loads of jokes have different versions, all good nevertheless, tks for that.Bill comes home from work to find his wife in the kitchen crying
"what's the matter darling" he asks
"it's tiddles, the cat, I found him dead in the washing machine, he must have crawled in there whilst I wasn't looking....poor thing"
Bill puts his arm round his wife "it's okay dear, at least you know he died in comfort"
"what's the matter darling" he asks
"it's tiddles, the cat, I found him dead in the washing machine, he must have crawled in there whilst I wasn't looking....poor thing"
Bill puts his arm round his wife "it's okay dear, at least you know he died in comfort"
@ Lisa StansfieldJustayellowbadge said:
jet_noise said:
Dear brum,
Gordon
Is it in Lisa Stansfields fridge?yes, if she keeps her sticks there,
regards,
Jet
Logs are just big sticks, right?brum said:
Finlandia said:
jet_noise said:
Dear Vipers,
what's brown and sticky?
regards,
Jet
I know this!what's brown and sticky?
regards,
Jet
Gordon
regards,
Jet
sleep envy said:
Justayellowbadge said:
jet_noise said:
Dear brum,
GordonIs it in Lisa Stansfields fridge?yes, if she keeps her sticks there,
regards,
Jet
Logs are just big sticks, right?brum said:
Finlandia said:
jet_noise said:
Dear Vipers,
what's brown and sticky?
regards,
Jet
I know this!what's brown and sticky?
regards,
Jet
Gordon
regards,
Jet
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