Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)

[snowy slopes]

dirty boy said:

Bill comes home from work to find his wife in the kitchen crying
"what's the matter darling" he asks

"it's tiddles, the cat, I found him dead in the washing machine, he must have crawled in there whilst I wasn't looking....poor thing"

Bill puts his arm round his wife "it's okay dear, at least you know he died in comfort"

Okay, i now need to explain to our lass why i have just sprayed tea over her newly hoovered carpet!

[Plotloss]

I said to my girlfriend last night, "Would you mind popping down to B&Q and walking up and down the paint section for me?"

"What for?" she replied.

I said, "Because you can get thinner there you fat bh."

[sleep envy]

im said:

google 'lisa stansfiled rumour'

[Dakkon]

sleep envy said:

im said:

google 'lisa stansfiled rumour'

And space docking

[Stu_VTS]

If you think your joke is a bit offensive can you not just post in in white font, meaning you have to highlight it to read it??

The those who dont want to see them, dont high light them?

[micky g]

[The Moose]

How many people are trying desperately to highlight the above post?!?!



Cheers

The Moose

[The Moose]

Very Small but offensive joke that no-one can read without Increasing the font size or clicking quote!

How about that for an offensive joke??

Cheers

The Moose

Edited by The Moose on Thursday 27th August 00:06

[Ganglandboss]

micky g said:

RACIST!

[micky g]

Ganglandboss said:

micky g said:

RACIST!

Just hope the mods don't twig or it's the sin bin for me...

[Jem Thompson]

Was it worse than the one about London?

[Poledriver]

micky g said:

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on PH!

[cc8s]

The Moose said:

How many people are trying desperately to highlight the above post?!?!



Cheers

The Moose

At least one

[Airbag]

And yet again I've missed it.

[AyBee]

Airbag said:

And yet again I've missed it.

WHOOOOOOOOSH

[Finlandia]

Time for a pm then?

[Glassman]

[ali_kat]

dirty boy said:

Bill comes home from work to find his wife in the kitchen crying
"what's the matter darling" he asks

"it's tiddles, the cat, I found him dead in the washing machine, he must have crawled in there whilst I wasn't looking....poor thing"

Bill puts his arm round his wife "it's okay dear, at least you know he died in comfort"

[im]

Dakkon said:

sleep envy said:

im said:

google 'lisa stansfiled rumour'

And space docking

ewwwwwwwwwww, yuk

I just learnt 2 new phrases, Iglooing and Ice Docking.

Edited by im on Thursday 27th August 12:38

[snowy slopes]

Plotloss said:

I said to my girlfriend last night, "Would you mind popping down to B&Q and walking up and down the paint section for me?"

"What for?" she replied.

I said, "Because you can get thinner there you fat bh."

hehehehehe