Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)

[im]

I thought you said "real joke"...

[KaraK]

im said:

I thought you said "real joke"...

I never promised it would be funny

[im]

KaraK said:

im said:

I thought you said "real joke"...

I never promised it would be funny

Good man - you kept your word.




Here's one:

I was on Dragon's Den but got chucked out.

Apparently asking Deborah Meaden to "fk off and get me a sandwich while the men talk business" is unacceptable.

[mybrainhurts]

[Vipers]

My head hurts, I can't keep up.

You guys must have more spare time than I do keeping up with all the threads.

[Caruso]

Head & Shoulders have announced a new product line of feminine hair removal creams for legs and feet. It's called Heads, Shoulders, Knees & Toes.

[CaptainSlow]

R11ysf said:

Arese said:

Glassman said:

Arese said:

Vipers said:

Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?

It wasn't a free-ball situation, so he asked him to play again.

Cue the rest of the jokes...

Not again. Can't we just swerve around them?

It's another spin on it but please give it a break.

[Poledriver]

CaptainSlow said:

R11ysf said:

Arese said:

Glassman said:

Arese said:

Vipers said:

Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?

It wasn't a free-ball situation, so he asked him to play again.

Cue the rest of the jokes...

Not again. Can't we just swerve around them?

It's another spin on it but please give it a break.

OK, let's just chalk this one up to experience!

[CaptainSlow]

Poledriver said:

CaptainSlow said:

R11ysf said:

Arese said:

Glassman said:

Arese said:

Vipers said:

Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?

It wasn't a free-ball situation, so he asked him to play again.

Cue the rest of the jokes...

Not again. Can't we just swerve around them?

It's another spin on it but please give it a break.

OK, let's just chalk this one up to experience!

Lets screw back to the other jokes

[Poledriver]

CaptainSlow said:

Poledriver said:

CaptainSlow said:

R11ysf said:

Arese said:

Glassman said:

Arese said:

Vipers said:

Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?

It wasn't a free-ball situation, so he asked him to play again.

Cue the rest of the jokes...

Not again. Can't we just swerve around them?

It's another spin on it but please give it a break.

OK, let's just chalk this one up to experience!

Lets screw back to the other jokes

Good idea! Let's clear the table and start a fresh game.

[OlberJ]

You lot are completely potty.

[Toni896]

Poledriver said:

Good idea! Let's clear the table and start a fresh game.

Do you mean "The Game"...

[Glassman]

OlberJ said:

You lot are completely potty.

You've crossed the baulk line with that one.

[Poledriver]

Toni896 said:

Poledriver said:

Good idea! Let's clear the table and start a fresh game.

Do you mean "The Game"...

GIT!!!!

[RobbieB]

Poledriver said:

Toni896 said:

Poledriver said:

Good idea! Let's clear the table and start a fresh game.

Do you mean "The Game"...

GIT!!!!

Haha you just lost The Game you idio.....oh no

[The Hitman]

Poledriver said:

Toni896 said:

Poledriver said:

Good idea! Let's clear the table and start a fresh game.

Do you mean "The Game"...

GIT!!!!

+1

[micky g]

When David Cameron came to power he said he would flush the Taliban out of Pakistan.



He doesnt fk about does he...?

[Mermaid]

micky g said:

When David Cameron came to power he said he would flush the Taliban out of Pakistan.
He doesnt fk about does he...?

[cal72]

We have been having a collection all last week for the Pakistan floods.

so far we have raised over 10.000+













Over 6.000 pairs of trunks
and over 4.000 sets of armbands

[working class]

My best childhood memory was shagging my babysitter.She stopped midway and said, "We have to stop, I feel like such a slut!"I said, "Why? I'm not paying you, my parents are."