Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)

[john_r]

Mermaid said:

micky g said:

When David Cameron came to power he said he would flush the Taliban out of Pakistan.
He doesnt fk about does he...?

[andy400]

working class said:

My best childhood memory was shagging my babysitter.She stopped midway and said, "We have to stop, I feel like such a slut!"I said, "Why? I'm not paying you, my parents are."

[Mazda Baiter]

john_r said:

Mermaid said:

micky g said:

When David Cameron came to power he said he would flush the Taliban out of Pakistan.
He doesnt fk about does he...?

[grumbledoak]

Mazda Baiter said:

john_r said:

Mermaid said:

micky g said:

When David Cameron came to power he said he would flush the Taliban out of Pakistan.
He doesnt fk about does he...?

Thank fk, a good joke!

[Cock Womble 7]

I finally found the bloke who'd been stealing all the beetroot from my allotment.

Caught him red-handed.

[Arese]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I finally found the bloke who'd been stealing all the beetroot from my allotment.

Caught him red-handed.

Good 'un, Womble.

[Shaw Tarse]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I finally found the bloke who'd been stealing all the beetroot from my allotment.

Caught him red-handed.

Lettuce rest!

[RobbieB]

I can see where this is going

STOP NAMING VEGETABLES IMMEDIATELY!

[North West Tom]

Harvey Price.

[Cock Womble 7]

North West Tom said:

Harvey Price.

[RobbieB]

North West Tom said:

Harvey Price.

That one I will allow

[Munter]

North West Tom said:

Harvey Price.

click...click...werrr...click...

oh



(Ticket to hell please. 1st class I think)

[Shaw Tarse]

Munter said:

North West Tom said:

Harvey Price.

click...click...werrr...click...

oh



(Ticket to hell please. 1st class I think)

Join the "Cue"

[The Hitman]

North West Tom said:

Harvey Price.

He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!

[Poledriver]

Cock Womble 7 said:

North West Tom said:

Harvey Price.

Ha Ha Ha . . . He knows his Onions!

[LordGrover]

RobbieB said:

I can see where this is going

STOP NAMING VEGETABLES IMMEDIATELY!

I've bean thinking the same.

[Poledriver]

The Hitman said:

North West Tom said:

Harvey Price.

He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!

Careful, not disclose location of potato! Soldiers come and steal, then rape mother!

[The Hitman]

LordGrover said:

RobbieB said:

I can see where this is going

STOP NAMING VEGETABLES IMMEDIATELY!

I've bean thinking the same.

Its about thyme to stop

[B16 RTT]

The Hitman said:

He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!

What's that about potatoes?

[Poledriver]

The Hitman said:

LordGrover said:

RobbieB said:

I can see where this is going

STOP NAMING VEGETABLES IMMEDIATELY!

I've bean thinking the same.

Its about thyme to stop

Talking of vegetables, didn't Stephen Hawking write something about thyme?