Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)
Discussion
The Hitman said:
Poledriver said:
The Hitman said:
North West Tom said:
Harvey Price.
He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!
B16 RTT said:
The Hitman said:
He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!
What's that about potatoes?In all seriousness though I thought you only add the 'e' along with the 's' to describe more than one.
I know he's big but not that big
Edited by The Hitman on Tuesday 17th August 16:52
Shaw Tarse said:
The Hitman said:
Poledriver said:
The Hitman said:
North West Tom said:
Harvey Price.
He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!Edited by The Hitman on Tuesday 17th August 17:02
The Hitman said:
Shaw Tarse said:
The Hitman said:
Poledriver said:
The Hitman said:
North West Tom said:
Harvey Price.
He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!Shaw Tarse said:
The Hitman said:
Shaw Tarse said:
The Hitman said:
Poledriver said:
The Hitman said:
North West Tom said:
Harvey Price.
He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!The Hitman said:
B16 RTT said:
The Hitman said:
He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!
What's that about potatoes?In all seriousness though I thought you only add the 'e' along with the 's' to describe more than one.
I know he's big but not that big
I was just trying to steer us back towards the Latvian jokes so I could have a laugh before I go home!
B16 RTT said:
The Hitman said:
B16 RTT said:
The Hitman said:
He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!
What's that about potatoes?In all seriousness though I thought you only add the 'e' along with the 's' to describe more than one.
I know he's big but not that big
I was just trying to steer us back towards the Latvian jokes so I could have a laugh before I go home!
Poledriver said:
B16 RTT said:
The Hitman said:
B16 RTT said:
The Hitman said:
He's not a vegetable, he's a couch potato!
What's that about potatoes?In all seriousness though I thought you only add the 'e' along with the 's' to describe more than one.
I know he's big but not that big
I was just trying to steer us back towards the Latvian jokes so I could have a laugh before I go home!
You disgust me, you is liar like Siberian hunting spider. He pretend to have bad leg to fool his prey, the Samaritan squirrel who try help spider.
But my life like Latvian hunting spider, he have bad leg so he no make web, no catch fly, no feed starving family.
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Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn’t hear of it.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ar*eholes in London
Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn’t hear of it.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ar*eholes in London
A man answers his door late at night to see it is the Police.
The policeman holds up a photo and says "Excuse me sir, is this your wife?"
"Why yes it is" said the man
"It afraid it looks like she has been in a very bad car accident" said the policeman
"I know but she has a lovely personality....."
The policeman holds up a photo and says "Excuse me sir, is this your wife?"
"Why yes it is" said the man
"It afraid it looks like she has been in a very bad car accident" said the policeman
"I know but she has a lovely personality....."
hurstg01 said:
A man answers his door late at night to see it is the Politburo.
The policeman holds up a photo and says "Excuse me sir, is this your wife?"
"Why yes it is" said the man
"It afraid it looks like she has been in a very bad car accident" said the policeman
"I know but she has a lovely personality....."
EFAThe policeman holds up a photo and says "Excuse me sir, is this your wife?"
"Why yes it is" said the man
"It afraid it looks like she has been in a very bad car accident" said the policeman
"I know but she has a lovely personality....."
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