Mug tattooed on forehead?

Mug tattooed on forehead?

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ukwill

8,915 posts

208 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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deviant said:
I would just be polite and leave her to get her crap and when she is ready to leave I would say goodbye and show her to the door. The relationship is dead and gone and you really would be a mug if you took her back...you cant be someones love and then just call it off and expect to be let back in when you have had your fun.

Or

Abuse her anus (make sure there is A2M) and then kick her out in the morning.
Sheer poetry. rofl

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

218 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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if you dont want to see her, why not just box up her stuff and get it back to her via a mutual friend or a courrier

Cotty

39,569 posts

285 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Jgtv said:
When she turns up, say I am going out now, will be back in 15 pull the door shut when your gone.
Obviously making sure she isn't carrying buckets of poo wink

Adam B

27,260 posts

255 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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fathomfive said:
In order..

1) Be the nice guy
2) Focus the conversation on her, how she is and how Oz was
3) Have her stuff ready to go, but offer a cup of tea
4) Let her leave thinking better of you.
spot on

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

231 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Ummm, grow a pair?

Burnham

3,668 posts

260 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Loque said:
My response of 'your loss' followed by hanging up the phone
Loque said:
basically I came to realise I was a bit of a prick towards her really
At least you admit it!

Loque said:
I've honestly had a pretty lousy last year without her....There have been other girls but they weren't really in the same league
so....
Loque said:
I responded with 'busy' to every time/day she suggested, and promptly hung up, deleted her new number from my phone
Loque said:
I really don't know if I should be the prick
I think its a bit late.

Loque said:
Anyone have any ideas?
Yeah, I think you are as confused as I am from reading your post.....stop beign a prick towards her and try to get back with her if you want to (it sounds like you do). If not, just stop being a prick towards her and move on.

IforB

9,840 posts

230 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Not mug tattoo'd on your forehead, but tw*t.

It's her stuff, so give back to her. However, WTF were you doing by allowing her to store it at yours for a year free of charge in the first place?

JonRB

74,602 posts

273 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Burnham said:
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I agree. I was as confused as you by the OP admitting he'd acted like a prick, expressing remorse over it, and then immediately acting like a prick again at the next opportunity given. smile



Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 5th August 14:24

becksW

14,682 posts

212 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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JonRB said:
Burnham said:
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I agree. I was as confused as you by the OP admitting he'd acted like a prick, expressing remorse over it, and then immediately acting like a prick again at the next opportunity given. smile



Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 5th August 14:24
I was also confused by this. He admiited he hadn't treated her as well as he could've and has had a lousy year without her etc then immediately starts acting like an even bigger tosser when she calls.

Personally I think she is better off without him, he gives the impression from his post that he needs to grow up.

Just be polite and let her get her stuff and go your separate ways.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

196 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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becksW said:
Just be polite and let her get her stuff and go your separate ways.
Is the correct answer. smile

OP, I hope she brings her new fella with her to help her clear her stuff out.
Or better still her new girlfriend. biggrin

Slikk

2,135 posts

244 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Answer the door to her wearing a white lab coat with blood spatters on it, a gas mask, long rubber gloves and holding an electric drill. Greet her with "Ah, excellent,just in time. I've got something very special for you"

She will not bother you again.

M3CHA-MONK3Y

6,095 posts

196 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Harry Flashman said:
Know how you feel in terms of not doing everything you could in a relationship. I'm sure she didn't either, but it frequently takes being out of one to realise that you had some serious failings (and I don't mean partying too much, going to strip bars etc - I mean not actually giving emotional support).

Frequently, when things end, we act stupidly.

However, a year later, you're still doing so. Give her her things back, be nice, and apologise.






Then give it a year, and cavort with her younger sister.
Damn Harry! and you were doing so well. For a second there, you almost sounded remorseful.

Harry Flashman

19,375 posts

243 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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just...can't...feel...remorse...unconditionally...

Damn it, I tried. frown

Odie

4,187 posts

183 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Continue to act like a prick, the cow deserves it.

Stop putting the stupid bh on a pedestal. Think about all the austrialian cock shes been munching on.

Think about No1

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Odie said:
Continue to act like a prick, the cow deserves it.

Stop putting the stupid bh on a pedestal. Think about all the austrialian cock shes been munching on.

Think about No1
you may or may not be able to predict things but your bitter streak prevents you from comprehending the OP

some people really do carry around baggage with them

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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I agree that she probably planned the free storage whilst she was away etc. And she has no doubt ben cocked more times than Wyatt Earps pistol since she left you.

Although you say you have been an arse, I think you may be being a bit hard on yourself, especilly as she proabably did use your gaff as a storage unit for 12 months.

However, you should be civil and not actively pxxs her off. But do so subtly.
If you have a new woman, get her round, if not, borrow one off some mate, the fitter the better, maybe one a bit slimmer than your ex. Then get some of your ex's clothes out and lend a top or skirt to the "new woman", make sure it is a bit too big, then when she comes around, new woman is draped all over you.....just as ex leaves, new waoman, shouts, "oohh sorry this skirt is yours, we lost mine earlier over in next doors back garden didn't we, giggle giggle...its a nice skirt, but a couple of sizes too big for me.....!"

If you have to pay for such a service, dont be shy! !




TimmyHolland

661 posts

196 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Graham E said:
Stop being an arse, let her get her stuff back, and next time you're with someone, show them a bit more respect? I know this is PH, and therefore I'm expected to spout some cack about the oxo tower, but to be honest it sounds like you're behaving like a child at the moment.
Are we allowed to mention that topic?

Act pleasant and cool, as if you've grown/matured massively in the year shes been away? SHe probably has.

Graham E

12,705 posts

187 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Not sure timmy - but you should definately not refer to me as a "man" at any point, according to Nolar Dog, I don't qualify as one? Mind, I'd never use the term "lady" for him, so I guess it's 1 all.

gareth.e

2,071 posts

190 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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I would given her the stuff and told her to get the fk out or just tell her its in the post...

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

196 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Graham E said:
Not sure timmy - but you should definately not refer to me as a "man" at any point, according to Nolar Dog, I don't qualify as one? Mind, I'd never use the term "lady" for him, so I guess it's 1 all.
lol, if you identify with the comment I made then that's your decision.

I personally recommend you should Google "spine growth kits" and purchase one forthwith.