Mug tattooed on forehead?
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Nolar Dog said:
Graham E said:
Not sure timmy - but you should definately not refer to me as a "man" at any point, according to Nolar Dog, I don't qualify as one? Mind, I'd never use the term "lady" for him, so I guess it's 1 all.
lol, if you identify with the comment I made then that's your decision.I personally recommend you should Google "spine growth kits" and purchase one forthwith.
Holy s
t. Four pages of replies and a sack of pampers. Have you guys actually got nothing better to do?
Grow Up? I'm 19. I was 15 when we started going out. That would make me a child at the time, so, ya know what I'm good with being a kid. Rip the piss all you want, but I couldn't care less.
If anybody actually was willing to get over my apparent childishness and reply to the damn topic. She actually came round today, and I tried for the moral highground, a friend advised me to play nice and go for the respect, and I did.
I took her for a drink, and we talked about what she got up to. I didn't question how much cock she warbled and I didn't give two sts. There was a kind of eerie respect between us, and it stayed that way. I admitted I had been a prick, apologized, she confessed to not being the easiest person to live with, and on the conversation went. I gave her her st back, drama over. Hindsight it probably didn't even warrant a post on the arena of adulthood aka PH. I even got a text later how she actually had a decent time.
I have to say I have actually laughed my ass off as some of the replies though. The scotch is long gone, however I did have a celebratory half bottle of rum after she left. I wasn't allowed to burn her st, my sister had her eyes on her hair straighteners etc... I barely had a match to light my cigar as well, let alone torch two years worth of crap. 
And I have to confess I was never a great a of mashing the marmite motorway...
t. Four pages of replies and a sack of pampers. Have you guys actually got nothing better to do?Grow Up? I'm 19. I was 15 when we started going out. That would make me a child at the time, so, ya know what I'm good with being a kid. Rip the piss all you want, but I couldn't care less.
If anybody actually was willing to get over my apparent childishness and reply to the damn topic. She actually came round today, and I tried for the moral highground, a friend advised me to play nice and go for the respect, and I did.
I took her for a drink, and we talked about what she got up to. I didn't question how much cock she warbled and I didn't give two s
ts. There was a kind of eerie respect between us, and it stayed that way. I admitted I had been a prick, apologized, she confessed to not being the easiest person to live with, and on the conversation went. I gave her her st back, drama over. Hindsight it probably didn't even warrant a post on the arena of adulthood aka PH. I even got a text later how she actually had a decent time. I have to say I have actually laughed my ass off as some of the replies though. The scotch is long gone, however I did have a celebratory half bottle of rum after she left. I wasn't allowed to burn her s
t, my sister had her eyes on her hair straighteners etc... I barely had a match to light my cigar as well, let alone torch two years worth of crap. And I have to confess I was never a great a of mashing the marmite motorway...Loque said:
Holy st. Four pages of replies and a sack of pampers. Have you guys actually got nothing better to do?
Grow Up? I'm 19. I was 15 when we started going out. That would make me a child at the time, so, ya know what I'm good with being a kid. Rip the piss all you want, but I couldn't care less.
If anybody actually was willing to get over my apparent childishness and reply to the damn topic. She actually came round today, and I tried for the moral highground, a friend advised me to play nice and go for the respect, and I did.
I took her for a drink, and we talked about what she got up to. I didn't question how much cock she warbled and I didn't give two sts. There was a kind of eerie respect between us, and it stayed that way. I admitted I had been a prick, apologized, she confessed to not being the easiest person to live with, and on the conversation went. I gave her her st back, drama over. Hindsight it probably didn't even warrant a post on the arena of adulthood aka PH. I even got a text later how she actually had a decent time.
I have to say I have actually laughed my ass off as some of the replies though. The scotch is long gone, however I did have a celebratory half bottle of rum after she left. I wasn't allowed to burn her st, my sister had her eyes on her hair straighteners etc... I barely had a match to light my cigar as well, let alone torch two years worth of crap. And I have to confess I was never a great a of mashing the marmite motorway...
So did you or didn't you smash her back doors in?t. Four pages of replies and a sack of pampers. Have you guys actually got nothing better to do?Grow Up? I'm 19. I was 15 when we started going out. That would make me a child at the time, so, ya know what I'm good with being a kid. Rip the piss all you want, but I couldn't care less.
If anybody actually was willing to get over my apparent childishness and reply to the damn topic. She actually came round today, and I tried for the moral highground, a friend advised me to play nice and go for the respect, and I did.
I took her for a drink, and we talked about what she got up to. I didn't question how much cock she warbled and I didn't give two s
ts. There was a kind of eerie respect between us, and it stayed that way. I admitted I had been a prick, apologized, she confessed to not being the easiest person to live with, and on the conversation went. I gave her her st back, drama over. Hindsight it probably didn't even warrant a post on the arena of adulthood aka PH. I even got a text later how she actually had a decent time. I have to say I have actually laughed my ass off as some of the replies though. The scotch is long gone, however I did have a celebratory half bottle of rum after she left. I wasn't allowed to burn her s
t, my sister had her eyes on her hair straighteners etc... I barely had a match to light my cigar as well, let alone torch two years worth of crap. And I have to confess I was never a great a of mashing the marmite motorway...Actually ... fair play - now move on, find another and learn from past mistakes. Despite the banter it's what we all had to do
Colonial said:
Yeah, you kinda deserved everything that happened to you.
All she wants is her stuff back.
And Australia for 12 months. Post pics. I might be able to tell you if she was pining for you the morning after.
What, you were the taxi driver that picked her up from my place at 6am as she squelched her way into the back of your Ford Falcon?All she wants is her stuff back.
And Australia for 12 months. Post pics. I might be able to tell you if she was pining for you the morning after.
Loque said:
I took her for a drink, and we talked about what she got up to. I didn't question how much cock she warbled and I didn't give two sts. There was a kind of eerie respect between us, and it stayed that way. I admitted I had been a prick, apologized, she confessed to not being the easiest person to live with, and on the conversation went. I gave her her st back, drama over. Hindsight it probably didn't even warrant a post on the arena of adulthood aka PH. I even got a text later how she actually had a decent time.
Sounds pretty mature, sensible and best-case to me. Good on you. ts. There was a kind of eerie respect between us, and it stayed that way. I admitted I had been a prick, apologized, she confessed to not being the easiest person to live with, and on the conversation went. I gave her her st back, drama over. Hindsight it probably didn't even warrant a post on the arena of adulthood aka PH. I even got a text later how she actually had a decent time. 
"The boy dun good" in the end.
blindswelledrat said:
Loque said:
a of mashing the marmite motorway...
Brilliant. Absolutely fking brilliant. In stead of anal sex saying "mashing the marmite motorway". I have literally never laughed at a euphamism in my life.
You need to 'ged down wid da kids'
I was being sarcastic CVM.
I am embarrassed that you possibly thought I might not have been.
THat was pretty much my point that every euphamism is more than 2000 years old and was only funny the first time around.
In fact every euphamism is exactly the same as sniggering and saying "OXO tower" and then sniggering some more.
I am embarrassed that you possibly thought I might not have been.
THat was pretty much my point that every euphamism is more than 2000 years old and was only funny the first time around.
In fact every euphamism is exactly the same as sniggering and saying "OXO tower" and then sniggering some more.
blindswelledrat said:
I was being sarcastic CVM.
I am embarrassed that you possibly thought I might not have been.
THat was pretty much my point that every euphamism is more than 2000 years old and was only funny the first time around.
In fact every euphamism is exactly the same as sniggering and saying "OXO tower" and then sniggering some more.
I am embarrassed that you possibly thought I might not have been.
THat was pretty much my point that every euphamism is more than 2000 years old and was only funny the first time around.
In fact every euphamism is exactly the same as sniggering and saying "OXO tower" and then sniggering some more.
Got me there.
I feel like kicking you in the face.
:|
Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 6th August 10:14
Yet said while smiling.blindswelledrat said:
I was being sarcastic CVM.
I am embarrassed that you possibly thought I might not have been.
THat was pretty much my point that every euphamism is more than 2000 years old and was only funny the first time around.
In fact every euphamism is exactly the same as sniggering and saying "OXO tower" and then sniggering some more.
Tiny point of order.I am embarrassed that you possibly thought I might not have been.
THat was pretty much my point that every euphamism is more than 2000 years old and was only funny the first time around.
In fact every euphamism is exactly the same as sniggering and saying "OXO tower" and then sniggering some more.
Marmite was created in 1902. OXO in 1899.
Whilst I wouldn't entirely rule out the use of these words as euphamisms for anal sex some 2000 years ago, it would be unlikely at best.
Edited by Justayellowbadge on Thursday 6th August 10:18
Justayellowbadge said:
blindswelledrat said:
I was being sarcastic CVM.
I am embarrassed that you possibly thought I might not have been.
THat was pretty much my point that every euphamism is more than 2000 years old and was only funny the first time around.
In fact every euphamism is exactly the same as sniggering and saying "OXO tower" and then sniggering some more.
Tiny point of order.I am embarrassed that you possibly thought I might not have been.
THat was pretty much my point that every euphamism is more than 2000 years old and was only funny the first time around.
In fact every euphamism is exactly the same as sniggering and saying "OXO tower" and then sniggering some more.
Marmite was created in 1902. OXO in 1899.
Whilst I wouldn't entirely rule out the use of these words as euphamisms for anal sex some 2000 years ago, it would be unlikely at best.
Yeah! Take that BSR. My freak-haired,pompous, big word using mate has stuck it right up you!
Nuke him from orbit JAYB!
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Justayellowbadge said:
Tiny point of order.
Marmite was created in 1902. OXO in 1899.
Whilst I wouldn't entirely rule out the use of these words as euphamisms for anal sex some 2000 years ago, it would be unlikely at best.
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Marmite was named after the Roman word "marmite" which translated literally as "anal sex". THere used to be a road between Rome and wherever Jesus lived which was built purely to have anal sex on.Marmite was created in 1902. OXO in 1899.
Whilst I wouldn't entirely rule out the use of these words as euphamisms for anal sex some 2000 years ago, it would be unlikely at best.
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THus in the 20th century the sort of people who dig on Time Team found it hilarious to substitute our words for ancient words. THey would say it in a Norfolk accent.
19 years old ?
Your brains intertering with your c ck.
Get her round, and if she's up for it, f ck her.
Everything else will sort itself out.
My guess is, you're a bit worried she'll reject you.
Have you asked yourself what's the best possible outcome for you ?
Without objectives, how is anyone supposed post any advice?
At 19 I'd F ck just about anything, and worry about the mess later.
Your brains intertering with your c ck.
Get her round, and if she's up for it, f ck her.
Everything else will sort itself out.
My guess is, you're a bit worried she'll reject you.
Have you asked yourself what's the best possible outcome for you ?
Without objectives, how is anyone supposed post any advice?
At 19 I'd F ck just about anything, and worry about the mess later.
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