Revenge on thieving pikeys?

[Mattygooner]

You need Bricktop....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

[King Herald]

Is, er, 'witchy' bright enough not to forget the plan and use the man milk/acid/cyanide/drilling mud on herself when she gets out of the gym?


Just a thought.

[artywiz]

If it's a shampoo bottle why don't you fill it with 'sun in' hair bleach.......is effective over time and sends those with dark hair a real nice orangey colour!

[G_T]

Personally I woudnl't do anything that could result in someone coming back to seek revenge on the off chance they remember who they robbed. Tis your Mrs afterall.

With that in mind I would like to cast a vote for green hair dye mixed with the Shampoo. Will smell the same, same texture and the scum will probably just chalk the effects up to stealing the wrong shampoo so no risk of a backlash.

You also might get the see the daft fker parading around town at some point.

[cazzer]

Man Milk?
A third of a shampoo bottle?
My lord....he'll be in hospital

Unless she has a lot of male "friends".

[s3fella]

Swine flu Snot!

[El Guapo]

How do you know that it was our travelling brethren who were responsible?

[Aeroresh]

does supa-glue mix with urine?......that would be my weapon of choice!

[Cotty]

UncappedTag said:

Extremely petty, but the gym I go to that has a pool. G/f last night as per usual leaves her bag of non valuables in the shower block with just her towel and shampoo.

They provide lockers, use them. Sorry but if you put something down and don't keep your eye on it someone will take it. If you want to keep anything lock it up or keep it on you.

I hate thiking like this.

[Risotto]

Let me get this straight - you've taken the trouble to start a revenge thread on here because a bottle of your g/f's shampoo disappeared? Shampoo?

Wait a minute...I've bothered to post in that thread?

Forget about it or join a better gym.

Edited by Risotto on Friday 7th August 22:00

[gamefreaks]

Neil_H said:

Hydrochloric acid - no seriously.

Sulphuric Acid. Its will get hot as a mofo on contact with water and its oily so it won't wash off easily!

[Risotto]

El Guapo said:

How do you know that it was our travelling brethren who were responsible?

Monkey see, monkey do - don't you watch Top Gear?