Do chavs know they're chavs?

[stuttgartmetal]

Diddle-O Chavvy

[catmartin]

I always find it strange how chavs have the biggest tvs, ps3s, designer clothes and those white fixings outside their house, those columns etc. I suppose maybe it's an attempt at "we're classy, we like the finer things in life" but keeping up the pretence must cost a bomb!

[baz1985]

I've always aspired to be a chav, I'm that f8cking incompetent that I even failed in that endeavour too.

[BrabusMog]

48% chav! Do I have to delete my profile or will I be allowed to stay?

I guess that answers your question OP, as I never thought I was a chav.

Edited by BrabusMog on Wednesday 16th September 15:29

[bazking69]

They do know they are chavs and they revel in the title.

[collateral]

Word is Shakespeare had an earring and Hendrix was called 'R n B' back in the day, but I digress...

Polling at 33 points

[speedychrissie]

catmartin said:

I always find it strange how chavs have the biggest tvs, ps3s, designer clothes and those white fixings outside their house, those columns etc. I suppose maybe it's an attempt at "we're classy, we like the finer things in life" but keeping up the pretence must cost a bomb!

It is all bought on credit.
When I was deliberating which tv to get I overheard a lovely chav ask the sales assistant:
Chav: "What is the lowest I can pay per week for dis tv?"
Assistant: "£10 per week"
Chav: "I'll take it!"

There was no mention of how much interest would be charged or how much the total cost would be but that didnt seem to matter to this chav.

[Dave^]

i'll go quietly.... :coat:

[The Prophet]

19%.

I once bought a Pot Noodle from COOP. Should that raise my score?

Edited by The Prophet on Wednesday 16th September 16:53

[V8S]

19%

Downfalls:

• Nan, because I called the other one Granny and you can't have two Grans
• Co-op
• Fairy lights at Christmas (not sure that's chav)
• Hotel shower gel
• Education

[militantmandy]

xrv said:

44%


I'll just collect my things and go shall I?

I'm the same but i'd say out of those questions there's a good 14 that have sweet FA to do with being a chav!

[Marcia]

26% chav.

1 use of the word 'Nan'
2 use of the word 'Tea'
3 hotel room soap.

[toohuge]

19%...

[Asterix]

Greg_D said:

Don said:

Cripes. 22%.

7%, and it was the nan and tea comments that did for me

Tea in the evening? That's not chav, simply wrong full stop!

[Z06George]

15% not too bad.

[Penny-lope]

22%.....I blame the beans, pot noodle and going to uni

[Kermit power]

Republik said:

11%, I like Pot Noodles.

You could throw in a state education and own brand beans and still only get 11% on top of your pot noodle!

I saw a wannabe chav queuing up to pay for petrol in front of me a couple of weeks ago. Him and his mate giving it all the "wikked, innit" style bullst. Until his card got declined. When his mobile got answered, all of a sudden we had "Mummy, it's Julian. My card won't work".

[hooperpride]

Got 63%!

I think being a brummie put my score up, i've been bought up saying nan and having tea as has everyone i know.

[BrassMan]

Don said:

V8mate said:

Yes, they do.

I'll bet they don't.

Quick. We'd all best take a test to make sure WE aren't!

Chav Test

I love the sponsors of that quiz. Do you think that they are shooting for irony?

[Greg_D]

hooperpride said:

Got 63%!

I think being a brummie put my score up, i've been bought up saying nan and having tea as has everyone i know.

what about the other 56%, gerroot, youm a chav bay yer - ps, i'm a bit black country at heart