What the hell is that on David Beckham's face?!

[Arese]

rhinochopig said:

Simpo Two said:

GekkoRules said:

The tats I understand but that beard hes ripping the piss.

You can get rid of a beard.

Divorce?

[Cara van man]

I think a beard looks good, as per my profile.

Suits me, huh?

[lazyitus]

Cara van man said:

I think a beard looks good, as per my profile.

Suits me, huh?

Yeah - word has it, you are hiding some 'victims' in amongst the facial hair ?

[Cara van man]

only the smaller ones. Midgets, amputees and scotal.

[Josef Fritzl]

Cara van man said:

only the smaller ones. Midgets, amputees and scotal.

Stop playing the big man, huh ?

You're just small time, lad.

[*Fletch*]

[Marf]

*Fletch* said:

[Cara van man]

Josef Fritzl said:

Cara van man said:

only the smaller ones. Midgets, amputees and scotal.

Stop playing the big man, huh ?

You're just small time, lad.

[mybrainhurts]

Cara van man said:

Josef Fritzl said:

Cara van man said:

only the smaller ones. Midgets, amputees and scotal.

Stop playing the big man, huh ?

You're just small time, lad.

What are you two like...?

Wondered who the other bloke in your profile was, Shed van man....

[eldar]

He's just learned the hard way that cunnilingus after using superglue as a moisturiser isn't that clever.

[mybrainhurts]

eldar said:

He's just learned the hard way that cunnilingus after using superglue as a moisturiser isn't that clever.

He must have been doing it with a sheep....

There's no way Mrs Beckham has so much wool...

[eldar]

mybrainhurts said:

eldar said:

He's just learned the hard way that cunnilingus after using superglue as a moisturiser isn't that clever.

He must have been doing it with a sheep....

There's no way Mrs Beckham has so much wool...

Not now she doesn't

[Wacky Racer]

[mybrainhurts]

Wacky Racer said:

Fabio says I can sit in the corner for a bit and metidate...

medicate...

mecidate...

mac...mit...masturcate.....

.................VICTORIA

[69 coupe]

Wacky Racer said:

[pished/]
Is he won of dem shoeyside bummers?
[pished/]

[4hero]

Wacky Racer said:

[pished/]
Is he won of dem shoeyside bummers?
[pished/]

Slightly pished also

Edited by 4hero on Thursday 15th October 22:51

[69 coupe]

4hero said:

Wacky Racer said:

[pished/]
Is he won of dem shoeyside bummers?
[pished/]

Slightly pished also

Edited by 4hero on Thursday 15th October 22:51

Farking hell

sobers up sharply

[Conian]

2 theories

Gilette have binned him off, so he is now trying to make beards trendy to get back at them by reducing their sales

Gilette are about release a new beard comber trimmer shaver gizmo

Becks doesnt take a dump unless he'll make a quid out of it

[mybrainhurts]

69 coupe said:

4hero said:

Wacky Racer said:

[pished/]
Is he won of dem shoeyside bummers?
[pished/]

Slightly pished also

Edited by 4hero on Thursday 15th October 22:51

Farking hell

sobers up sharply

...Boots, boots...checka da bloody boots

[Famous Graham]

Conian said:

2 theories

Gilette have binned him off, so he is now trying to make beards trendy to get back at them by reducing their sales

Gilette are about release a new beard comber trimmer shaver gizmo

Becks doesnt take a dump unless he'll make a quid out of it

Nah, his contract's run out, that's all.