things a man would think

[jesta1865]

inspired by the things you want to be able to do thread i saw this post and thought only a bloke would think of this.

Kit80 said:

I want to do that creepy one eyebrow up and one down things, I need to improve my creepy look.

i will probably find now that kit80 is a lady, but it strikes me its a guy thing to think. just like on top gear when the camera man(?) came to work having smashed up his car seeing if he could drive crossed legged.

what else would a bloke think and it not even cross the mind of a woman?

[Justayellowbadge]

Oops.

[bob1179]

How far up the wall can you pee?

Though I'm sure there are website dedicated to this sort of thing (involving women), it's really a bloke thing.

[cazzer]

Shame that innit, perhaps you should have read some of "Her" other posts

[Penny-lope]

jesta1865 said:

inspired by the things you want to be able to do thread i saw this post and thought only a bloke would think of this.

Kit80 said:

I want to do that creepy one eyebrow up and one down things, I need to improve my creepy look.

i will probably find now that kit80 is a lady, but it strikes me its a guy thing to think. just like on top gear when the camera man(?) came to work having smashed up his car seeing if he could drive crossed legged.

what else would a bloke think and it not even cross the mind of a woman?

Kit is indeedy a ladyeeee

Would love to say "woo look at the arse on that" but I say it quite often

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

"giving birth is like shelling peas" (that's what my dad said) I couldn't repeat what my mums response was lol!

[anonymous-user]

That bathing in a load of 1p/2p coins would make you smell metallic, like a robot. Then you could stand behind people and make them panic that there was a robot behind them.

[maxrider]

jesta1865 said:

i will probably find now that kit80 is a lady

[escargot]

Nyphur said:

That bathing in a load of 1p/2p coins would make you smell metallic, like a robot. Then you could stand behind people and make them panic that there was a robot behind them.

[rhinochopig]

"I wonder if...." followed some time later by:

a) a trip to A&E, or
b) a trip to the shop to buy a replacement for the item you've just modified, or
c) both of the above

[A911DOM]

I wonder if she'd consider asking her sister to join in

[Penny-lope]

You just don't know what man flu is like

[V8mate]

rhinochopig said:

"I wonder if...." followed some time later by:

a) a trip to A&E, or
b) a trip to the shop to buy a replacement for the item you've just modified, or
c) both of the above

Peeing in a plugged-in kettle?

[bazking69]

I tried riding a pushbike with my arms crossed when I was a kid. I fell off on concrete and quite badly grazed myself. I haven't done it since...

[Mrs Trackside]

bazking69 said:

I tried riding a pushbike with my arms crossed when I was a kid. I fell off on concrete and quite badly grazed myself. I haven't done it since...

That's a major fail! I'm a girl and I could ride a bike with no hands! And do wheelies. And hang upside down on a rope

[V8mate]

Mrs Trackside said:

I'm a girl and I could ride a bike with no hands! And do wheelies. And hang upside down on a rope

I'm sure Nolar could make the same claims.

[rhinochopig]

V8mate said:

Mrs Trackside said:

I'm a girl and I could ride a bike with no hands! And do wheelies. And hang upside down on a rope

I'm sure Nolar could make the same claims.

[minimatt1967]

V8mate said:

rhinochopig said:

"I wonder if...." followed some time later by:

a) a trip to A&E, or
b) a trip to the shop to buy a replacement for the item you've just modified, or
c) both of the above

Peeing in a plugged-in kettle?

[Mrs Trackside]

V8mate said:

Mrs Trackside said:

I'm a girl and I could ride a bike with no hands! And do wheelies. And hang upside down on a rope

I'm sure Nolar could make the same claims.

[cazzer]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

"giving birth is like shelling peas" (that's what my dad said) I couldn't repeat what my mums response was lol!

A friend of mine has just given birth.
First baby, aged 40 (her not the baby).
It arrived on the bathroom floor with less than half an hours labour.

A proper "Get that would ya Deirdre" moment.

She has spent the last to days in the maternity unit telling about to be mums "It's just like shelling peas", just to wind them up.