things a man would think

[Alfanatic]

Kit80 said:

Shabs said:

sex, food, beer, sex, sex, cars, food, beer,sex, beer, beer, sex, beer, food, cars, beer, sex, sex, sex, food, toilet, beer, sex, sex, cars, food, beer, sex, sex, sleep, wakeup, sex, coffee, sex, beer...

etc, simple really

Tut, this is PH, I have ammended it slighty for you!!

I think "toilet" should be in there more often after the first time it appears, since there is beer, so once you break the seal need to go every 15 mins.

[WestYorkie]

I quite often think that moschops would be a good look. A fine pair of Sideburns Ala Guy Martin would suit me really well.


Then when I have a shave, completely forgetting about it and shaving then straight off.

[GTIR]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

"giving birth is like shelling peas" (that's what my dad said) I couldn't repeat what my mums response was lol!

"Ohh, fish fooooking paste. Ya bastid"

No?

[wargriff]

Kit80 said:

OMFG

• books in a wax*

Is this why I am single, because I have the brain of a man?

Was it because I said I had man flu?

No, its because you dont respond well to subtle flirting

[i remember]

BarnatosGhost said:

T89 Callan said:

Frederick said:

T89 Callan said:

These are things I wonder:

Why do men pay for hair cuts?

To differentiate us from those... student types.

Man Haircut:



Idiot Haircut:

agreed.

Some 'men' have a hair style. Real men have a haircut.

Best say now , i dont have a hairstyle anything like those.

But i have mine done at the barbers and its 10 quid ( which tbf is quite alot but ive been going there for about 16 of my 20year life) but i cant have a skinhead or else i just look like a right .

Edited by i remember on Saturday 17th October 11:50

[T89 Callan]

i remember said:

BarnatosGhost said:

T89 Callan said:

Frederick said:

T89 Callan said:

These are things I wonder:

Why do men pay for hair cuts?

To differentiate us from those... student types.

Man Haircut:



Idiot Haircut:

agreed.

Some 'men' have a hair style. Real men have a haircut.

Best say now , i dont have a hairstyle anything like those.

But i have mine done at the barbers and its 10 quid ( which tbf is quite alot but ive been going there for about 16 of my 20year life) but i cant have a skinhead or else i just look like a right .

Edited by i remember on Saturday 17th October 11:50

Short Back and Sides is also acceptable.

[mat13]

i know that if i carry on im going to round this bolt off but im going to carry on so that i can use some unnessesaraly large power tools to remove it later.

[Los Palmas 7]

mat13 said:

i know that if i carry on im going to round this bolt off but im going to carry on so that i can use some unnessesaraly large power tools to remove it later.

Or, get someone to teach you how to type in English.

[Ayahuasca]

Yes I know it's the hole where a lady's poo comes out, but you know what? I'm going to lick it.

[Los Palmas 7]

Ayahuasca said:

Yes I know it's the hole where a lady's poo comes out, but you know what? I'm going to lick it.

It's not as bad as you think.

[Justayellowbadge]

wargriff said:

Kit80 said:

OMFG

• books in a wax*

Is this why I am single, because I have the brain of a man?

Was it because I said I had man flu?

No, its because you dont respond well to subtle flirting

Not kidding.

I have spent every night for the last few months standing disrobed at the end of her bed writing 'You know you love me' on the wall in the blood of any s.o.b who even dared look at her, whilst also blessing her shoes with the gift of my seed, and you know what?

Nothing.

At some point I'll have to overvcome my shyness and broach the subject in a more overt way.

They are so complicated.

[Kit80]

Justayellowbadge said:

wargriff said:

Kit80 said:

OMFG

• books in a wax*

Is this why I am single, because I have the brain of a man?

Was it because I said I had man flu?

No, its because you dont respond well to subtle flirting

Not kidding.

I have spent every night for the last few months standing disrobed at the end of her bed writing 'You know you love me' on the wall in the blood of any s.o.b who even dared look at her, whilst also blessing her shoes with the gift of my seed, and you know what?

Nothing.

At some point I'll have to overvcome my shyness and broach the subject in a more overt way.

They are so complicated.

Am sorry have we met?

[Justayellowbadge]

Met?

As in actually met?

Of course not.

That's just wierd.

Freak.

[escargot]

Justayellowbadge said:

wargriff said:

Kit80 said:

OMFG

• books in a wax*

Is this why I am single, because I have the brain of a man?

Was it because I said I had man flu?

No, its because you dont respond well to subtle flirting

Not kidding.

I have spent every night for the last few months standing disrobed at the end of her bed writing 'You know you love me' on the wall in the blood of any s.o.b who even dared look at her, whilst also blessing her shoes with the gift of my seed, and you know what?

Nothing.

At some point I'll have to overvcome my shyness and broach the subject in a more overt way.

They are so complicated.

[Kit80]

Justayellowbadge said:

Met?

As in actually met?

Of course not.

That's just wierd.

Freak.

Then you're doing it wrong..

Edited by Kit80 on Saturday 17th October 21:31

[Justayellowbadge]

Kit80 said:

you're doing it wrong..

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