Drunken belligerence

[Cara van man]

Justayellowbadge said:

Tonight, a hooker is going to fking pay.

Again.

I love that concept. Makes good business sense on your behalf.

[JBM78]

Barry's been awfully quiet for the last couple of hours. Either he's taken JAYB too literally and wandered off to find a we to stab, or he's tired himself out and is having a drunken nap.

[Road Pest]

Cara van man said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Tonight, a hooker is going to fking pay.

Again.

I love that concept. Makes good business sense on your behalf.

Payment is in the eye of the beholder.

[Sleekitman]

JBM78 said:

Barry's been awfully quiet for the last couple of hours. Either he's taken JAYB too literally and wandered off to find a we to stab, or he's tired himself out and is having a drunken nap.

I think he's off down to the off licence before they shut. He was spotted.

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-...

[moleamol]

Los Palmas 7 said:

This is me apologising in advance. I am currently necking Bradfords like they're going out of fashion.

Thing is, when I get a bit of the grog inside me I get a bit bolshy.

So, I am apologising to anyone who starts a pointless, effeminate, chavvy or basically crap thread this evening. I'm sorry for the torrent of abuse you are bound to receive.

Carry on.

Would you say you're a bit merciless then?

[Justayellowbadge]

Road Pest said:

Cara van man said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Tonight, a hooker is going to fking pay.

Again.

I love that concept. Makes good business sense on your behalf.

Payment is in the eye of the beholder.

Or, in Barry's case, payment is the eye of the beholder.

He likes a fresh keyring for his lorry.

[Road Pest]

Justayellowbadge said:

Road Pest said:

Cara van man said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Tonight, a hooker is going to fking pay.

Again.

I love that concept. Makes good business sense on your behalf.

Payment is in the eye of the beholder.

Or, in Barry's case, payment is the eye of the beholder.

He likes a fresh keyring for his lorry.

First time I read that I got... payment is in the eye of the beholder.

[JBM78]

I hope Barry finishes stabbing prostitutes soon. I'm having a bit of a dull Saturday night and was quite amused by a pissed-up lorry driver hurling vicious verbal abuse at random internet strangers.

[leggly]

I would fill in but i'm busy upsetting aholes on facebook!

[GTIR]

You farkin bastids!

The lot of ya!

[Silverbullet767]

I'm pissed right now. sooo drunk. God, this has taken me ages, wwheyyyyy!

[Los Palmas 7]

Jesus. I bet Sean Connery never felt like this the morning after drinking Martinis.

[DrTre]

You're still a .

[Los Palmas 7]

DrTre said:

You're still a .

And proud of it.

I somehow got banned from the TV & Film forum (now rescinded).

Get me another coffee, would you petal?

[DrTre]

Los Palmas 7 said:

And proud of it.

I somehow got banned from the TV & Film forum (now rescinded).

Get me another coffee, would you petal?

how did you manage that?

I'm feeling rough as a badgers arse. Lemsip, Heineken, Bitburger, Bombay Sapph and Pinot Grigio do not make good bedfellows.

I blame the Lemsip.

[Los Palmas 7]

DrTre said:

how did you manage that?

Something about telling someone to stick something somewhere.

[sleep envy]

ugh

[Los Palmas 7]

Indeed.