Just found a hedgehog on our drive

Just found a hedgehog on our drive

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cptsideways

13,546 posts

252 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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They can swin too!

We've got a large pond & I've seen one in it before swimming across.

Alongwith a large collection of frogs that one of our dogs likes finding in the garden evertime she goes out. She'll find them & stare at them for hours on end hehe

Dog & a Frog


Edited by cptsideways on Monday 26th October 21:19

Ahonen

5,016 posts

279 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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We had a regular hedgepig visitor to our last house. In Milton Keynes we didn't have wheelie bins, so the night before bin day would often see considerable scurrying and munching amongst the local wildlife as they rummaged around in the bin bags. One evening we opened the front door to find 'our' hedgehog, sitting next to a shredded bin bag, dining on a large croissant, with a sort of 'What?' look on his face. When you're a bit stoned it's amazing how funny something like that looks.

750turbo

6,164 posts

224 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Have another..


GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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750turbo said:
Baby hog....

That's just the cutest ever!

hehe

Edited by GTIR on Monday 26th October 21:27

750turbo

6,164 posts

224 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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cptsideways said:
They can swin too!

We've got a large pond & I've seen one in it before swimming across.

Alongwith a large collection of frogs that one of our dogs likes finding in the garden evertime she goes out. She'll find them & stare at them for hours on end hehe

Dog & a Frog


Edited by cptsideways on Monday 26th October 21:19
And who was the most frightened.....

(Clue, not the frog smile )

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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ChunkyloverSV said:
PICTURES!!!!
mybrainhurts said:
Mmmmmmmm........PIE
Or combine the two. Custard test or not true.

King Herald

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23,501 posts

216 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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ChunkyloverSV said:
PICTURES!!!!

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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roscozs

477 posts

181 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Pfffft! Heres what our hedgehogs get upto. Woke up one morning to find this in the back garden.






Edited by roscozs on Monday 26th October 22:35

The Nur

9,168 posts

185 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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You can get pygmy hedgehogs. Type it into youtube. On my phone so writing is stupidly difficult

MoleVision

996 posts

211 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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hedgehogs..... why cant they just learn to share the hedge?

. . . .shamelessly stolen from the funniest joke article on the BBC news site a while back

Simpo Two

85,422 posts

265 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Noisy critters too. In my 100-yard long road there are about 12 cats - so it's a bird-free, mouse-free zone. But hedgehogs wander through unmolested like little tanks. Until cats learn how to use cutlery, they're safe.

Marf

22,907 posts

241 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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roscozs said:
hedgehoghumping
Thats got to be a precision exercise for the male hehe

B15TT0

1,204 posts

242 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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I saw autumnwatch and they were going on about hedgepigs. If you find one weigh it - over 600grams = happy days for mr spikey as he's got enough fat reserves to get through the winter. If he's less than 600g he needs feeding up so give him some dog food. I guess not every little pig wants to be weighed constantly by concerned humans so it's probably best to just feed them if they look small. If they're out in daylight it's because they're underweight and getting some extra feeding time. So feed those ones too. Basically just feed all hedgehogs.

Best thing I learnt though was that when they hibernate hedgehogs aren't actually sleeping. They have to 'wake' themselves up to nip to the loo AND to have a snooze. Bizarre. Having to wake up to go to sleep!

eharding

13,705 posts

284 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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B15TT0 said:
I saw autumnwatch and they were going on about hedgepigs. If you find one weigh it - over 600grams = happy days for mr spikey as he's got enough fat reserves to get through the winter. If he's less than 600g he needs feeding up so give him some dog food. I guess not every little pig wants to be weighed constantly by concerned humans so it's probably best to just feed them if they look small. If they're out in daylight it's because they're underweight and getting some extra feeding time. So feed those ones too. Basically just feed all hedgehogs.
However well meaning, this "feed all hedgehogs" regardless of weight approach has been open to abuse.

You still need to weigh the hedgehog. If it comes in at more than 10kg, then what you've got there isn't a hedgehog, it's a Labrador in a spikey ghillie suit, attempting to cash in on the "free dog food for hedgehogs" offer.

SPR2

3,182 posts

196 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Ayahuasca said:
A wise old hedgehog was teaching a youngster how to cross the road safely. "When you see a car coming," he said, "just line yourself up between the headlights and curl. It'll go over you safely."

The youngster gives it a try. He sees a car coming and, following the wise hedgehog's advice, he carefully lined himself up between the headlights and curled into a ball.

SPLAT!

The wise old hedgehog turned to an onlooker and said, "You don't see many Robin Reliants around these days, do you?"
Or flatmatesfrown

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Robin Reliants

redcard

SPR2

3,182 posts

196 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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roscozs said:
Pfffft! Heres what our hedgehogs get upto. Woke up one morning to find this in the back garden.






Edited by roscozs on Monday 26th October 22:35
A neighbour had three of them in her garden mid August and this was what we saw at around 9.30ish in the evening though. How many litters do they have?

Catz

4,812 posts

211 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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SPR2 said:
A neighbour had three of them in her garden mid August and this was what we saw at around 9.30ish in the evening though. How many litters do they have?
The parenting doesn't bare thinking about!

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

225 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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Leave it alone.

It'll find its way home...or, if not, well, it wasn't meant to. It probably had a heart attack after you picked it up and it's mum certainly will not want anything to do with it now you've handled it.