Who gets to go to heaven?
Discussion
This is one for the theologists amongst us
Who goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
Who goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
Many years ago my beloved pet dog passed away. My Mother, in an attempt to cheer me up, told me I'd meet him again in Heaven. Cue my Dad ( Catholic ) saying that the Bible states that animals have no soul and Bingo would "just rot away with the worms eating his eyes". Many tears ensued!
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us
Who goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal cWho goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
t.EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC
What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an event at a 4* s
te local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.EFA II
flyingjase said:
"I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
No. "Jase" we all live in awe of you and your 'boys' JC would look kindly on you, in a 'special' way. Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:58
ooo random chat about christianity reminds me of this
im guessing this guy is borderline
im guessing this guy is borderline
an email i got said:
>>A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
>>>>After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
>>>>The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous
>>>>On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
>>>>If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
>>>>So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.
>>>>At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
>>>>He proceeded to talk up a storm.
>>>>Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
>>>>1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.
>>>>2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
>>>>3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
>>>>4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
>>>>5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
>>>>6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
>>>>7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
>>>>8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the st out of him.
>>>>9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.
>>>>10)We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”
>>>>11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “ Eat me” .
>>>>12)The Virgin Mary is not called “ Mary with the Cherry,.
>>>>13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
>>>>14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.
^^copy-pasted, cant be arsed to delete >>>'s>>>>After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
>>>>The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous
>>>>On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
>>>>If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
>>>>So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.
>>>>At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
>>>>He proceeded to talk up a storm.
>>>>Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
>>>>1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.
>>>>2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
>>>>3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
>>>>4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
>>>>5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
>>>>6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
>>>>7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
>>>>8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the s
t out of him.>>>>9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.
>>>>10)We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”
>>>>11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “ Eat me” .
>>>>12)The Virgin Mary is not called “ Mary with the Cherry,.
>>>>13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
>>>>14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us
Who goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal cWho goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
t.EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC
What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an other wife f
king event at a 4* ste local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.EFA II "2005" WTF?
Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:50
1. I know I’m going to hell - I've already admitted it earlier in this thread
2. I have no idea what the hell (pardon the pun) that you are talking about (2005 / business link) I hate business link, they are s
te. So 2 + 2 = 5 in your book obviously3. If you know about wife f
king in 4 star hotels perhaps you can pass the secret onto the rest of us!!Maybe get your facts right before you go on a tirade
ETA a link to my opinion of business linnk in an old thread
http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/GASSING/topic.asp?h=0...
Edited by flyingjase on Saturday 7th November 00:04
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us
Who goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal cWho goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
t.EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC
What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an other wife f
king event at a 4* ste local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.EFA II "2005" WTF?
Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:50
1. I know I’m going to hell - I've already admitted it earlier in this thread
2. I have no idea what the hell (pardon the pun) that you are talking about (2005 / business link) I hate business link, they are s
te. So 2 + 2 = 5 in your book obviously3. If you know about wife f
king in 4 star hotels perhaps you can pass the secret onto the rest of us!!Maybe get your facts right before you go on a tirade
Cantarus - In excess of 30 year's experience in top consulting houses has led to the foundation of Cantarus, an independent IT solutions provider. We specialise in mobile solutions, including mobile CRM alongside bespoke application and web development and security. Our range of services means we can deliver end-to-end solutions for your business including IT strategy and the oft-overlooked training and professional support aspects. Cantarus - a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company.
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us
Who goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal cWho goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
t.EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC
What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an other wife f
king event at a 4* ste local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.EFA II "2005" WTF?
Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:50
1. I know I’m going to hell - I've already admitted it earlier in this thread
2. I have no idea what the hell (pardon the pun) that you are talking about (2005 / business link) I hate business link, they are s
te. So 2 + 2 = 5 in your book obviously3. If you know about wife f
king in 4 star hotels perhaps you can pass the secret onto the rest of us!!Maybe get your facts right before you go on a tirade
Cantarus - In excess of 30 year's experience in top consulting houses has led to the foundation of Cantarus, an independent IT solutions provider. We specialise in mobile solutions, including mobile CRM alongside bespoke application and web development and security. Our range of services means we can deliver end-to-end solutions for your business including IT strategy and the oft-overlooked training and professional support aspects. Cantarus - a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company.
Conclusions, jump to, maybe you should chill out a bit before you go off on one
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us
Who goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal cWho goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
t.EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC
What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an other wife f
king event at a 4* ste local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.EFA II "2005" WTF?
Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:50
1. I know I’m going to hell - I've already admitted it earlier in this thread
2. I have no idea what the hell (pardon the pun) that you are talking about (2005 / business link) I hate business link, they are s
te. So 2 + 2 = 5 in your book obviously3. If you know about wife f
king in 4 star hotels perhaps you can pass the secret onto the rest of us!!Maybe get your facts right before you go on a tirade
Cantarus - In excess of 30 year's experience in top consulting houses has led to the foundation of Cantarus, an independent IT solutions provider. We specialise in mobile solutions, including mobile CRM alongside bespoke application and web development and security. Our range of services means we can deliver end-to-end solutions for your business including IT strategy and the oft-overlooked training and professional support aspects. Cantarus - a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company.
Conclusions, jump to, maybe you should chill out a bit before you go off on one
Sorry, bad week, religion as strong point with the missus, have a good one 
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us
Who goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal cWho goes to heaven?
Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)
I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?
Where does it end?
Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven
Anyone know???
t.EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC
What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an other wife f
king event at a 4* ste local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.EFA II "2005" WTF?
Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:50
1. I know I’m going to hell - I've already admitted it earlier in this thread
2. I have no idea what the hell (pardon the pun) that you are talking about (2005 / business link) I hate business link, they are s
te. So 2 + 2 = 5 in your book obviously3. If you know about wife f
king in 4 star hotels perhaps you can pass the secret onto the rest of us!!Maybe get your facts right before you go on a tirade
Cantarus - In excess of 30 year's experience in top consulting houses has led to the foundation of Cantarus, an independent IT solutions provider. We specialise in mobile solutions, including mobile CRM alongside bespoke application and web development and security. Our range of services means we can deliver end-to-end solutions for your business including IT strategy and the oft-overlooked training and professional support aspects. Cantarus - a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company.
Conclusions, jump to, maybe you should chill out a bit before you go off on one
Sorry, bad week, religion as strong point with the missus, have a good one Religion not such an issue for me (in case you hadn't noticed!)
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