I dont get this joke

I dont get this joke

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Conian

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8,030 posts

202 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Can someone explain it to me? We're all baffled here about it...


Two dogs are in the park.
One dog says, "Man! I can't s**t!"
The other dog says, "You shouldn't've eaten that blind man's car keys!"

cronk-flakes

3,480 posts

254 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Haha - Lost on me...

Something to do with the blind man getting his keys back??? confused

Defcon5

6,186 posts

192 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Why would a blind man have a car?

Conian

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8,030 posts

202 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Most blind people wouldnt have cars, so no car keys.
Is there something unusual about the keys that blind people do have?

This joke was in the middle of an email full of unusually good jokes.

cronk-flakes

3,480 posts

254 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Wow - I overlooked the obvious... hehe

Still very perplexed though.

pokethepope

2,657 posts

189 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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The blind man thought he was giving the dog food but instead they were his keys?

The blind mans car is from the future and drives him around automatically. The dog - a guide-dog - upset at being replaced by a machine ate the keys to prevent the man replacing him with a guide-car?

patmahe

5,754 posts

205 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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I think you're meant to say, 'but a blind man wouldn't have car keys' and then the teller of the joke would also point out that dogs can't talk?

I reckon someone left out a line of the joke thats all.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Conian

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202 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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pokethepope said:
The blind man thought he was giving the dog food but instead they were his keys?

The blind mans car is from the future and drives him around automatically. The dog - a guide-dog - upset at being replaced by a machine ate the keys to prevent the man replacing him with a guide-car?
you're thinking outside of the box there!
sadly the box was labelled 'sanity' and you're clearly outside of it wink

JonX2C

820 posts

211 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Very similar to one my old man used to tell.


Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"


To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.

RizzoTheRat

25,191 posts

193 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.

Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"

To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.
Remember that one from school, usually told to see if the victim was the sort of person who would laugh because everyone else was and not admit to not undertanding the joke.

davido140

9,614 posts

227 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.


Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"


To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..

Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"


Your guess is as good as mine...

him_over_there

970 posts

207 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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I never got this joke confused

joke said:
whats the difference between a chicken? one of its legs are both the same...

spurs-442

2,750 posts

185 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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davido140 said:
JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.


Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"


To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..

Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"


Your guess is as good as mine...
My first thought was that if the 2nd biscuit could steal the 1st biscuits clothes they would fit?

But that wouldn't really make a good punch line would it hehe

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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RizzoTheRat said:
JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.

Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"

To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.
Remember that one from school, usually told to see if the victim was the sort of person who would laugh because everyone else was and not admit to not undertanding the joke.
It's strange, I always remember that being told as a Surrealist walks into a bakers...

Which turns out to be a fishmongers.



911motorsport

7,251 posts

234 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:

king arthur

6,572 posts

262 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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davido140 said:
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..

Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"


Your guess is as good as mine...
That just made me LOL but I've no idea why.

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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king arthur said:
davido140 said:
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..

Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"


Your guess is as good as mine...
That just made me LOL but I've no idea why.
Me too. :haha:

Strangely Brown

10,082 posts

232 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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That's nearly as bad as:

Woman about to step into bath hears a ring at the door.

"Who is it?" she shouts down.

"Blind man", comes the answer.

Assured that her modesty will not be compromised, she runs downstairs naked an opens the door.

The man at the door says, "Nice tits lady, now where do you want these blinds."


Badoom, tish!

911motorsport

7,251 posts

234 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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