Is LP7 a cockwomble?

[Jackpot]

Matt Evans said:

Kermit power said:

Actually though, you need extra categories of "nearest to the door" and "furthest from the door" for anyone who has a wife and small children.

Although it's my girlfriend.

Edited as I've just seen this:

Kermit power said:

We're the reverse. She always sleeps closest to the door so she can bolt to the kids if she feels the need.

If anyone gets into our house uninvited and mean harm, then I'm damned if they get to her first.

Edited by Matt Evans on Thursday 17th December 11:21

From the 'caveman' days, men subconsciously choose to sleep nearer the door so they can protect their home/wife/family.

[Morningside]

OK. Who voted 3? Envy mode on:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/fabulous/features/...

[Mr Will]

Morningside said:

OK. Who voted 3?

I, quite truthfully, voted three.

One of them is my one year old daughter though, so no need to be too jealous!

[Maty]

On the left, because I'm between her and the door, what she hasn't realised is that she's now closer to the window, but murderers don't use windows, right??

[ShadownINja]

Left. My ninja sword says she prefers the right side.

[Kit80]

Technically I am not cold and alone if my cats are sleeping with me. They keep me warm and I am technically not alone. So NER.

I love having the bed to myself and sleeping diagonally. Might make a fort out of it it later.

[dirty boy]

bazking69 said:

On the right, when the dog isn't fighting me for it.

WTF are you doing with a dog in bed with you?

And I thought the guy with his Dad on top was bad

[dirty boy]

I think sleeping with animals is a bit weird.

[AndrewTait]

Since splitting with the missus, I've slept on both the left, right, middle, and diagonally.

Out of choice I would sleep on the left, but sometimes find myself waking up on the right.

When I was married, the missus would change the side of the bed she slept on day by day, so got used to sleeping on both sides of the bed. She has been known to wake me in the night, in order to swap sides of the bed.

[TEKNOPUG]

On the top side

[st_files]

Nearest the door...dont know why but I've always preferred it.

ETA : I'm a caveman.

Edited by st_files on Thursday 17th December 13:44

[tribbles]

Last night, it was both cats.

[fido]

Offside, as if the bed were a vehicle.

[gonzales]

Jackpot said:

From the 'caveman' days, men subconsciously choose to sleep nearer the door so they can protect their home/wife/family.

That doesn't explain why I choose to sleep closest to the door, unless I am secretly a bloke

[LeoSayer]

TEKNOPUG said:

On the top side

Do you mean top bunk?

[crofty1984]

Matt Evans said:

Kermit power said:

Actually though, you need extra categories of "nearest to the door" and "furthest from the door" for anyone who has a wife and small children.

Although it's my girlfriend.

Edited as I've just seen this:

Kermit power said:

We're the reverse. She always sleeps closest to the door so she can bolt to the kids if she feels the need.

If anyone gets into our house uninvited and mean harm, then I'm damned if they get to her first.

Edited by Matt Evans on Thursday 17th December 11:21

fk that, I like my sleep.

Normally the right, but I've started to migrate towards the middle.

[spurs-442]

Does the very far right count when the missus decides that she needs 85% of the bed?

[Kit80]

spurs-442 said:

Does the very far right count when the missus decides that she needs 85% of the bed?

How big is your missus?

[snowy slopes]

Diagonally, provided i get in first, otherwise, the last 6 inches of the bed on the left,curled up into a ball as mrs slopes and her fking cat take up the rest of the room.

[DrTre]

Kit80 said:

Technically I am not cold and alone if my cats are sleeping with me. They keep me warm and I am technically not alone. So NER.

I love having the bed to myself and sleeping diagonally. Might make a fort out of it it later.

Another vote for "Option 6" then huh?