I read on the internet that….

[srebbe64]

....Princess Diana and JFK were killed just before they were about to announce that aliens in Area 51 were planning to destroy the twin towers and that the Moon landings were later faked by Lord Lucan.

Hope that helps!

[convert]

Did they mention global wombling?

[soad]

Thanks for sharing.

[srebbe64]

soad said:

Thanks for sharing.

You're welcome - thought it tied up a few loose ends!

[hidetheelephants]

I thought it was an international cabal of extraterrestrial jewish lizard beings that did that? I have a suspicion Shergar may have been involved as well...

[Magog]

I heard that andrew marr had a lovechild with a right wing journalist....

[Parrot of Doom]

...and I heard that a famous UK talent show bloke is having an affair with a similarly-famous black US talent show bloke.

[Bing o]

Parrot of Doom said:

...and I heard that a famous UK talent show bloke is having an affair with a similarly-famous black US talent show bloke.

Simon Cowell and Barack Obama?

[Kit80]

Nice knowing you. I have sent the MIB over.

This thread never existed



>FLASH OF LIGHT<

[mybrainhurts]

I knew it all along...

They'll realise Gordon Brown is an alien, given time....

[hidetheelephants]

Magog said:

I heard that andrew marr had a lovechild with a right wing journalist....

Sssh! With those bat ears he'll hear you!

[R1-Jay]

i also heard that a mapped 335d is quicker in a strightline than a veyron, but then a saxo with NOS is quicker still

[hidetheelephants]

R1-Jay said:

i also heard that a mapped 335d is quicker in a strightline than a veyron, but then a saxo with NOS is quicker still

All are thoroughly pwned!!!111!! by the motoring deity that is...

THE ASTRAMAX!!11!!

[NoNeed]

mybrainhurts said:

I knew it all along...

They'll realise Gordon Brown is an alien, given time....

You must address him as "Gordon the Great" at all times.

[Simpo Two]

No tbad, but to get maximum loony points you need to work in Shergar and Osama Bin Lightbulb.

[TheCarpetCleaner]

If you mention that the moon landing was faked, eric mc will appear.

Its like rubbing a lamp and having a genie appear

[eccles]

srebbe64 said:

....Princess Diana and JFK were killed just before they were about to announce that aliens in Area 51 were planning to destroy the twin towers and that the Moon landings were later faked by Lord Lucan.

Hope that helps!

That sounds a little selfish, they left out Shergar and the crew of the Marie Celeste.

[RDMcG]

The Biederberg Group collaborated with the Masons to orchestrate the "accident". Diana had discovered, looking through her Christmas gift Telescope from Harrods that there had been no moon landing. She focused (as much as she was capable of doing) on the Lunar landing site, and the AMerican flag WAS NOT THERE !!.the photos had been faked. Naturally, she had to go. I recall the tragic headline in the Mirror...Di,Dodi,die.......brings a lump to my throat even now.

[srebbe64]

TheCarpetCleaner said:

If you mention that the moon landing was faked, eric mc will appear.

Its like rubbing a lamp and having a genie appear

And while on that subject, you never see Eric and Lord Lucan in the same room! He protesteth too much about the Moon landing conspiracy, me thinks!

[mybrainhurts]

srebbe64 said:

TheCarpetCleaner said:

If you mention that the moon landing was faked, eric mc will appear.

Its like rubbing a lamp and having a genie appear

And while on that subject, you never see Eric and Lord Lucan in the same room! He protesteth too much about the Moon landing conspiracy, me thinks!

You're barking up the wrong tree, dear boy...

I'm Lord Lucan...

Oh..

Damn...