How would you like to die?

How would you like to die?

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Mobile Chicane

20,844 posts

213 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
I've got a fake Omega Seamaster, a pair of Persol 2720s and a replica Walther PPK if that's close enough for you? wink
No helicopter?

Ganglandboss

8,308 posts

204 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
I've got a fake Omega Seamaster, a pair of Persol 2720s and a replica Walther PPK if that's close enough for you? wink
No helicopter?
Yep!



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isee

3,713 posts

184 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
V8, tyre smoke, oh st. The End.
A twin V8, tyre smoke, oooooh yessss!!!! the end

At the age of 102 with a 20 year old blonde babe with fake breast int he passenger seat giving me a bj.

ErnestM

11,615 posts

268 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
I've got a fake Omega Seamaster, a pair of Persol 2720s and a replica Walther PPK if that's close enough for you? wink
No helicopter?
One would think that the correct question would be "What, no DBS?"

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monthefish

20,443 posts

232 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
I've got a fake Omega Seamaster, a pair of Persol 2720s and a replica Walther PPK if that's close enough for you? wink
No helicopter?
Yep!



wink
hehe Good effort.

rlw

3,338 posts

238 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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spikeyhead said:
I'd like to be murdered when I'm 86, by the jealous boyfriend of the cute 26 year old that I'm shagging.
make that 135 and I'm with you but I'd prefer a heart attack while she climaxed for the 9th time..............

MitchT

15,889 posts

210 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Smothered by boobs, obviously biggrin

croyde

22,974 posts

231 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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I would li...................................................

obscene

5,174 posts

186 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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MitchT said:
Smothered by boobs, obviously biggrin
yes

Otter Smacker

6,524 posts

195 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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In the nip, with a plastic bag and a belt.





jessica

6,321 posts

253 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
V8, tyre smoke, oh st. The End.
YUP.......yes

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

216 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Chokeing to death aged 181 trying to remove a bra with my teeth. smile

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

171 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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In a way that makes everyone laugh hysterically before they pause to think "st, he's probably dead"

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

194 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Huge Car crash with Bon Jovi blaring.....

"I'm going daaaann ina blaze of glorrrraaayyyyyyyyyy!"

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Lord Pikey said:
Chokeing to death aged 181 trying to remove a bra with my teeth. smile
I'm sure the nurse will remove it for you if you tell her it's chafing...

White-Noise

4,277 posts

249 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Stinking hangover, the red button is there to end it all instantly when you cant stand it any more

captainzep

13,305 posts

193 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
And how would poor Daniel explain that to the authorities?

mikef

4,887 posts

252 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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How would you like to die?

Emo Phillips said:
OK
Comedy classic

Heathwood

2,543 posts

203 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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I tend to think more about whether I'd leave my wife behind or she leave me behind. For that reason I'd have to say together and not too painfully for either of us please.

Romanymagic

3,298 posts

220 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Instant death heart attack at the point (just past) orgasm! Its the only way to be sure! biggrin