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I show you Pain thread from a few months ago.
An infection before Root Canal treatment was pretty bad.
An infection before Root Canal treatment was pretty bad.
There's a video of me when I was 14 thinking it'd be funny to skateboard into a cone. I didn't account for the wall in close proximity and you can hear my head bounce off it with a sickening crack. I don't remember that at all, but there's a nice scar on my head complete with stitches. The first thing I remember from that was a few days later wondering WTF was up with my eyebrows (they shaved them back a few inches to allow for clearance or something).
If anybody wants to see I'll pop it on YouTube.
If anybody wants to see I'll pop it on YouTube.
I was laid across the back of a bus, when my "mate" on the seat opposite decided to lift his leg and drop his heel as hard as possible into my nut sack, for no discernible reason. I was bent double for about 10 minuets and didnt even have the strength to hit him. Worst. Pain. Ever.
Having my nose reset was f
king painful as well. Breaking it didnt hurt, but after 4 successive breaks it wasnt in a very good alignment. Doc said to come back in 3 weeks, by which time it had healed. I had to lay down on a table, when he just literally grabbed it between his hands and broke it, pushing it back into place. By 'ell that hurt.
Having my nose reset was f
king painful as well. Breaking it didnt hurt, but after 4 successive breaks it wasnt in a very good alignment. Doc said to come back in 3 weeks, by which time it had healed. I had to lay down on a table, when he just literally grabbed it between his hands and broke it, pushing it back into place. By 'ell that hurt. The Student said:
I was laid across the back of a bus, when my "mate" on the seat opposite decided to lift his leg and drop his heel as hard as possible into my nut sack, for no discernible reason. I was bent double for about 10 minuets and didnt even have the strength to hit him. Worst. Pain. Ever.
Having my nose reset was fking painful as well. Breaking it didnt hurt, but after 4 successive breaks it wasnt in a very good alignment. Doc said to come back in 3 weeks, by which time it had healed. I had to lay down on a table, when he just literally grabbed it between his hands and broke it, pushing it back into place. By 'ell that hurt.
My brother broke his nose playing football & the doctor couldn't put it back into place. He had his whole weight on him & was using his entire strength to put it back but in the end gave up because he was knackered, my brother was looking to have it fixed privately at 1 point because he was feeling self-conscious about it but then he pulled a stunner so just left it as it wasHaving my nose reset was f
king painful as well. Breaking it didnt hurt, but after 4 successive breaks it wasnt in a very good alignment. Doc said to come back in 3 weeks, by which time it had healed. I had to lay down on a table, when he just literally grabbed it between his hands and broke it, pushing it back into place. By 'ell that hurt. Rawwr said:
Ice hockey. Having a carbon stick smashed and shattered around the back of my left leg. You'd think that doesn't sound so bad but it takes a surprising amount of force to shatter a carbon stick. I didn't walk right for about a week.
field hockey... taking a dangerous reverse stick off a newbie who didnt know how to play to the face and shattering my cheek bone into tiny pieces... I wanted to play on till the blood started pouring from my face.That didnt hurt!!
what hurt was the inability to chew food or move my jaw much for ages as the pain of the not having a cheek bone was horrible.
since then have cracked a few ribs from taking hockey balls to the chest and back... usual stuff when playing field hockey...
Still play... dont know why as the pain sometimes is not worth the reward.
Rawwr said:
When I was 22 I had some surgery. An operation particularly popular in the jewish community. Yeah, that one.
The operation was performed under a general anaesthetic but during the op they also give your todger a local, which outlasts the general to give you a few more hours of pain-free genitalia.
When I woke up from the general, I was told to have a pee to make sure there was no discomfort and then told to go home. I was also told to stay at home, not go out and that it was probably best to just go to bed.
Balls to that. I wanted to go and see Gone In 60 Seconds at the cinema. So, with a friend, I went to see Mong Cage steal some cars.
I believe it was the first scene that shows Eleanor that the local anaesthetic wore off.
Sat in a crowded cinema with your penis on fire isn't a particularly pleasant affair but discovered that so long as I didn't move more than 1mm in any direction, it wasn't too bad, so I stayed for the end of the film.
I'm not sure how you quantify dignity but I lost a lot of it as I waddled back to the car like a constipated John Wayne. Oh yes, the car! I drove an Elise at the time. Ingress and egress aren't pleasant at the best of times but after 10 minutes of biting my hand and moaning, I did manage to get into the Elise and managed to drive home in 2nd gear, because I discovered that depressing the clutch caused rather a lot of pain.
I got home and went to bed. Waking up the next morning and finding that the once snow white sheets now resembled the backdrop to a Japanese slasher movie was the final unpleasant highlight in this tale.
that's a great story and good use of adjectives The operation was performed under a general anaesthetic but during the op they also give your todger a local, which outlasts the general to give you a few more hours of pain-free genitalia.
When I woke up from the general, I was told to have a pee to make sure there was no discomfort and then told to go home. I was also told to stay at home, not go out and that it was probably best to just go to bed.
Balls to that. I wanted to go and see Gone In 60 Seconds at the cinema. So, with a friend, I went to see Mong Cage steal some cars.
I believe it was the first scene that shows Eleanor that the local anaesthetic wore off.
Sat in a crowded cinema with your penis on fire isn't a particularly pleasant affair but discovered that so long as I didn't move more than 1mm in any direction, it wasn't too bad, so I stayed for the end of the film.
I'm not sure how you quantify dignity but I lost a lot of it as I waddled back to the car like a constipated John Wayne. Oh yes, the car! I drove an Elise at the time. Ingress and egress aren't pleasant at the best of times but after 10 minutes of biting my hand and moaning, I did manage to get into the Elise and managed to drive home in 2nd gear, because I discovered that depressing the clutch caused rather a lot of pain.
I got home and went to bed. Waking up the next morning and finding that the once snow white sheets now resembled the backdrop to a Japanese slasher movie was the final unpleasant highlight in this tale.
Adrenochrome said:
gilla said:
Tooth removed without anaesthetic... bad news
Try getting root canal treatment minus anaesthetic,I left holes in the arm of the chair due to digging my nails in so much and a puddle of tears on the floor. Bastid dentist told me not to be such a baby and then charged me for the fking pleasure,twisted SWTk that 
I was 10 at the time so thought the world was coming to an end!!)gilla said:
Adrenochrome said:
gilla said:
Tooth removed without anaesthetic... bad news
Try getting root canal treatment minus anaesthetic,I left holes in the arm of the chair due to digging my nails in so much and a puddle of tears on the floor. Bastid dentist told me not to be such a baby and then charged me for the fking pleasure,twisted SWTk that I was 10 at the time so thought the world was coming to an end!!)king excruciating and the bh kept telling me to stop being a baby 
A lad I knew years ago had two false legs. What had happened was he'd tried to jump from a train as it came to a stop at a platform and had slipped between the train and the platform, effectively turning his legs to mush. When he told us there was a collective, "Ooohh!" from the rest of us.
The thing is he then went on to tell us about a mate of his who'd been climbing a tree when he'd slipped and on his way down to the ground he'd straddled a branch, ripping his nuts off! The collective "Ooohh" was twice as loud
Us blokes eh - if it involves the love spuds it makes us cringe just thinking about it
The thing is he then went on to tell us about a mate of his who'd been climbing a tree when he'd slipped and on his way down to the ground he'd straddled a branch, ripping his nuts off! The collective "Ooohh" was twice as loud
Us blokes eh - if it involves the love spuds it makes us cringe just thinking about it
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