What's your favorite quotation?

[race ace]

don't wait for your ship to come swim out and meet the bloody thing! Barry Sheen after he was told he had Cancer.

[roadsweeper]

Graham.J said:

"There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't"

Indeed. Additionally, there's no place like home.... except 127.0.0.1 and ~.

:geek:

[AC79xxx]

Some days you're the statue, some days you're the pigeon - Mr D Brent

You can't polish a td - anon

Keep it shiny side up - me to a friend 30 mins before he wrote his new car off

>> Edited by AC79xxx on Tuesday 9th March 15:06

[Davel]

There are three types of turd - mustard, custard and you, you big sh*t!

Oh and

I know what I said and what I meant but I'm not sure that what I said was what I meant...

>> Edited by Davel on Tuesday 9th March 15:00

[Incorrigible]

Don said:

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Neitsche - I believe...

Which wasn't written about curry specifically, but spicy food in general And I can't remember who said that

[wiggy001]

Apologies in advance

George Custer: "Where did all these fing indians come from?"

King Harold: "Careful with that, you'll have some fker's eye out"

Admiral Horatio Lord Nelson: "Eat cannon you French fks"

Adolf Hitler: "Das ist ein fing ENORMOUS gas bill"

Mayor of Hiroshima: "Er, what the fk was that?"

Captain of the Titanic: "Iceberg? What fking iceberg?"

Robinson Crusoe: "Where the fk..?"

Jeffrey Dahmer: "Fking hell, this stuff tastes great"

John Bobbit: "Oh yeah? I fking DARE you"

Sir Isaac Newton: "Yoouch! What the fk..?"

Challenger crew: "Fk the warning light"

Donald Campbell: "The fking throttle's fking stuck"

Van Gogh: "Yoouch! My fking ear!"

Columbus: "Hang about, this isn't on the fking map"

J Robert Oppenheimer: "Get a load of this little fker"

John F Kennedy: "I need this parade like I need a fking hole in the head"

Albert Einstein: "Any fker can understand it"

Confuscious: "Chou zhing tam tze fk chan sung chow fk shui"

John Lennon: "That's not a real fking gun"

Chernobyl Supervisor: "So how does this fking thing work then?"

Stevie Wonder: "Who the fk said that?"

Niki Lauder: "I thought I could smell fking petrol"

Bill Clinton: "Now where did I put that fking cigar?"

Princess Diana: "Put your fking foot down"

[race ace]

It's hard to soar like an Eagle when you are flying with Turkeys! some bloke on boss swap "brillant"

[V8 Archie]

jvaughan said:

Sometimes your the windshield, sometimes your the bug! Classic lyrics by Dire Straits

I'm always the poor sod trying see past the mess.

[animal]

"Once you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will soon follow." - Richard Nixon

"Come clean, come good, and repeat with me the punchline 'just like blood' when those at the back rush forward and say how a little love goes a long, long, long way." - Simon Armitage

[raftom]

To the workaholics:

Arbeit Mach Frei (work will free you)

It was written in entry gate at Auschwitz.

[fallon]

just thought of another (rather cruel) quip from my sister:

"I bet she's good at pool"

referring to an aunt who was regularly locked in the basement for hours on end by her abusive husband.....where they kept the pool table.

[rjben]

Not sure if this is quite right but.....

"Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take, but by how many times your breath is taken away"

Anon.

[wiggy001]

If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I'd be talking to you - Al Bundy

[V8 Archie]

wiggy001 said:

If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I'd be talking to you - Al Bundy

If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell you it.

[race ace]

Well I puke, I stink bitch, get me a drink 'cos I'm paying for the room!

Classic and profound lyrics from Seb Bach lead singer of Skid Row.

[race ace]

"If you go to the gates often enough, sooner or later they will open"

.......And sure enough they did for him!!

(Racing legend Gilles Villeneuve)

[DanBoy]

I may be just a foolish dreamer
But I don't care
'Cause I know my happiness is waiting out there somewhere
I'm searching for that silver lining
Horizons that I've never seen
Oh I'd like to take just a moment and dream my dream
Dream my dream
Zoom
I'd like to fly far away from here
Where my mind is fresh and clear
And I'd find the love that I long to see
Where everybody can be what they wanna be
I'd like the greet the sun each morning
And walk amongst the stars at night
I'd like to know the taste of honey in my life
Well I've shared so many pains
And I've played so many games
But everyone finds the right way
Somehow
Somewhere
Someday
Zoom
I'd like to fly far away from here
Where my mind can be fresh and clear
And I'll find the love that I long to see
People can be what they wanna be
I wish the world were truly happy
Living as one
I wish the word they call freedom someday would come
Someday would come
Zoom
I'd like to fly far away from here
Where my mind can be fresh and clear
And I'd find the love that I long to see
Everybody can be what they wanna be
Zoom
I'd like to fly away
Zoom
I'd like to fly away
Zoom
I'd like to fly away
You and me, baby
Walking free
Don't you wanna go?
Don't you wanna go?

[v8thunder]

Great song lyric quotes:

'Life is short if love is always over in the morning' (Sisters of Mercy, Temple Of Love)

'I was me but now he's gone' (Metallica, Fade To Black)

'When I was young PC meant Police Constable, Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference' (Manic Street Preachers, PCP

'street's like a jungle so call the police, following the herd down to Greece, on holiday' (Blur, Girls and Boys)

'rent a flat above a shop/ cut your hair and get a job/ smoke some fags and play some pool/ pretend you never went to school/ still you'll never get it right/ when you're laid in bed at night/ watching 'roaches climb the wall/ know just one call to your dad would end it all for you' (Pulp, Common People)

'girls melting on the beach, lookin' so fine but they're so out of reach' (Bruce Springsteen, Sherry Darling)

[benmc]

"Live The Dream"

Written on a notice board at Uni.

[rude girl]

The mere desire to be a politician should preclude one from ever being allowed to do so.

And if we're doing lyrics:

He's reading Balzac and knocking back Prozac - Blur, Country House