What's your favorite quotation?

What's your favorite quotation?

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mrflibbles

7,692 posts

284 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"£40 for topless hand relief"

Oh sorry, wrong kind of quote!

iria

854 posts

253 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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there are some good ones from The Importance of being Earnest

" All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his"

"Algernon is an extremely, I may almost say ostentatiously, eligible young man. He has nothing, but he looks everything. what more can one desire?"

And Voltaire has some corrosive remarks about government in his Dictionnaire Philosophique

"In general the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give it to the other"

paolow

3,211 posts

259 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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mrflibbles said:
"£40 for topless hand relief"

Oh sorry, wrong kind of quote!


you wanna go to kings cross mate

pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"the more stupid people think you are, the more suprised they are when you kill them"

__LEE__

7,520 posts

244 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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'You don't need to be able to see the staircase, just the first step' - Martin Luther King


'Whatever the mind of a man
can conceive
and believe
it can achieve'
- anon

Poem

If you think you are beaten, you are
If you think you dare not, you don't
If you like to win, but think you cant
It is almost certain you wont

If you think you'll lose, your lost, for out in the world we find, success beings with a fellows will,
It all in the state of the mind.

If you think you are outclassed, you are, you have to think high to rise.

You have to be sure of yourself before, you can ever win a prize.

Lifes battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man,
But soon the man who wins
Is the man who thinks he can.




v8thunder

27,646 posts

259 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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My favourite is one of Mr. Wilde's, which I remember every time I am criticised for being 'old fashioned':

"Fashion is ugliness which temporarily becomes popular"

Brilliance!

5oo fun

80 posts

253 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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Maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else,i don't know.But i do know that,as long as we live,we must remain true to ourselves. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

nick heppinstall

8,081 posts

281 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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I have soneyhing to say ! It's better to burn out than to fade away !

Kurgan ( Highlander )

mrflibbles

7,692 posts

284 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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nick heppinstall said:
I have soneyhing to say ! It's better to burn out than to fade away !

Kurgan ( Highlander )


Wasnt that Kurt Cobain?

Fatboy

7,984 posts

273 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you" My mate Joe Lees.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it" anon

"I'm not getting married again - I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house" Steven Segal

Nacnud

2,190 posts

270 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"We're firefighting out of our depth"
A classic mixed metaphor and very apropriate to a few places I have worked.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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mrflibbles said:

nick heppinstall said:
I have soneyhing to say ! It's better to burn out than to fade away !

Kurgan ( Highlander )



Wasnt that Kurt Cobain?


No I think it was Neil Young, on the album Rust Never Sleeps

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra


Always do sober what you said
you'd do drunk. That will teach you
to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on
the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin

Time is never wasted when you're
wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen
the cork to my lunch?
--W.C. Fields

Work is the curse of the drinking
classes.
--Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of
drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman


I'd rather have a bottle in front
of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
--Tom Waits

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a
case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright

chris.mapey

4,778 posts

268 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"Giving up smoking and drinking does not make you live longer...it just seems that way." Clement Freud.

"If you believe you can, or believe you can't...you're probably right." Henry Ford.

"Process and procedure are the last resort of those without the wit and wisdom to do the job properly." David Brent.

The very words I live by...Me



Chris

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that s**t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf****r before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that s**t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd".

samuel l jackson as jules in pulp fiction.

Tarka

167 posts

243 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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From memory (so it could be a bit screwed up!);

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said. I'm not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant."



Woody Allen (?)

Bee_Jay

2,599 posts

249 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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Blackadder: "Baldrick, do you know what irony is?"

Baldrick: "Is it like goldy or silvery, except made out of iron?"

Zorro

4,393 posts

283 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares ? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."

Billy Connolly

XM5ER

5,091 posts

249 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"Anybody that says they are involved with a workshop and isn't connected with light engineering, is a twat"
Alexi Sayle