What's your favorite quotation?

What's your favorite quotation?

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anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Charles Bukowski

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence


Pantechnicon

1,248 posts

207 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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It’s far better to be late in this life, than early in the next.
. My dad when I passed my driving test 39 years ago but probably quoting someone else.

Abbott

2,420 posts

204 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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If it floats, flys or f**ks you are better off renting it.

If you are not living life on the edge then you are taking up too much space.

CypSIdders

858 posts

155 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Richard Nixon 1973 said:
There can be no whitewash at the White House.

We must reform our political process, ridding it not only of the violations of the law but also of the ugly mob violence and other inexcusable campaign tactics that have been too often practised and too readily accepted in the past, including those that may have been a response by one side to the excesses or expected excesses of the other side.
46 years later, there's a lying, moronic, sex pest in the Whitehouse!

wjb

5,100 posts

132 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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The perfect showhorse only jumps as high as it needs to.


227bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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I think it was a quote I had for double glazing, it was very competitive.

And172940

263 posts

149 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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"So wise so young, they say, do never live long"

Shakespeare, Richard III, always good to use on a young smart arse

oddball1313

1,195 posts

124 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Never get into an argument with an idiot- they’ll only drag you down to their level where they’ve got more experience then you.

Fast and Spurious

1,331 posts

89 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Fire and wind come from the sky, from the Gods of the sky but Crom is your God. Crom, and he lives in the earth.
Once giants lived in the earth, Conan, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled Crom and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered and the earth shook and fire and wind struck down these giants and they threw their bodies into the waters. But in their RAGE the Gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. And we who found it are just men. Not Gods, not giants, just men.
The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one – no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts…
[Points to sword]
This you can trust.

RATATTAK

11,134 posts

190 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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The latest insurance quote for my 911 - £209.00

Gameface

16,565 posts

78 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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One I came across today...

"Ego is the anaesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity".

Wacky Racer

38,178 posts

248 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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The trouble with your driving Wacky is it's too erotic


My mum (1970)

227bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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I would like to agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

It's not what you know you don't know that catches you out, it's what you don't know you don't know.

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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I've posted this in the past but it's so good, I'll submit it again.

Hollywood wit Dorothy Parker was invited to Hearst Castle, the palatial home
of W.R. Hearst, the inspiration for Citizen Kane.

Hearst frowned upon quite a lot but was especially against extramrarital affairs going on in his home.
Dorothy Parker was caught in flagrante and was ;invited' to 'go down the hill' i.e. to leave.

Hearst was a very big wheel indeed and was himself having an affair with an actress/comedian with whom he ultimately fathered a child.

On leaving, Parker wrote in the guestbook...

'Upon mine honour I saw a Madonna
Standing in a Niche
Above the door of a wellknown wh*re
And a first-class son of a bi*ch'

An utter classic.


Benni

3,517 posts

212 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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And, crawling on this planet´s face,
some insects, called the human race....lost in place.....and time.....
......and meaning.

Final words, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Off Topic :
By the way, who broke the fonts on the forum ?
Everything bold and italics ?

caziques

2,580 posts

169 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Life's a beach, then you marry one.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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oddball1313 said:
Never get into an argument with an idiot- they’ll only drag you down to their level where they’ve got more experience then you. and beat you with experience

mart 63

2,071 posts

245 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Always satisfy your wife. Its to high off the ground to feed itself.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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V6GTO said:
My fave saying is my own ( and it's on the bottom of my numberplate)....When someone gives me a good reason to grow up I'll think about it.
You’re possibly a stand-up guy, but I wonder how many people have been behind you, read that, and thought, “Oh Christ, what’s this pr**k going to do next?”

TwigtheWonderkid

43,407 posts

151 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Turnover for vanity, profit for sanity.

Enron, Carrilion, and many others, had a turnover of billions, but my window cleaner is still in business.