Funny signs seen in shops, cafes, pubs etc.

[PHmember]

poo at Paul's said:

Flipping heck! A Ninja cat that looks like Hitler! How flipping scary is that!

Not as scary as the Hitler being a Ninja.

[4hero]

Not in a shop, cafe or pub, but:

Edited by 4hero on Sunday 4th July 23:19

[emicen]

On the door of a vistor centre on Stornoway.

Edited by emicen on Monday 5th July 09:28

[slomax]

there's a sign in a shop near me that says "any children left unnatended will be sold as slaves".

There is also a sign next to a dorr and window manufacturer that says "get 20 years or more out of your existing widows" miss-spelt. 3 or 4 doors along there is a funeral directors.

[HBLC]

[obscene]

[The Riddler]

Spotted this in a pub in Gretna this week.

[Killer2005]

HBLC said:

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[V8mate]

HBLC said:

That's shocking. We're in the 21st century FFS.

When will people learn to use an apostrophe?

[Reload]

There's one in the changing rooms at my old football pitch which says:

"Please do not spit your chewing gum into the urinals. Wet feet are not pleasant."

Used to make me chuckle.

[Negative Creep]

The sign, facing the camera, says "warning steep drop"

[JohnnyJones]

There's a sign near the cigarette machine in some pubs that says:

It is against the law to sell cigarettes to people under 16"

This is presumably to warn said machine!

[Original Poster]

HBLC said:

Excellent!

[rehab71]

PHmember said:

Just spotted this one on the door to Beaulieu Garage Ltd. Quite apt for PH I think.

I love not far from this business and I'm not surprised they have this sign up. Beaulieu gets fking packed with bloody tourists in the summer and they must have had a good few cars damaged and some of them are bloody stunning!

[Mexico1]

[Justayellowbadge]

What am I missing?

[LukeBird]

HBLC said:

[sassthathoopie]

Bikini Security United States

[sebhaque]

I had a little race with an old housemate to try and collect some funny pictures a few years ago. (yes, I know it's sad).

Here are a couple related to the thread.











And perhaps a more PH one...

Edited by sebhaque on Wednesday 7th July 17:43