Funny signs seen in shops, cafes, pubs etc.

[Famous Graham]

sassthathoopie said:

Bikini Security United States

It's Bikini Atoll isn't it?

[Spudler]

A Bakers in Martock, Som, has a sign by the door saying they're a member of the Guild of Master Bakers.

Well i thought it was funny

[mattdaniels]

[supra legend]

No picture but when working on the M27 I had to go round all the new gantry's and put up a sign saying SIGN NOT IN USE. Someone went along behind me with another, SIGN SAYING SIGN NOT IN USE


Oh how we laughed.

[Mr.Jimbo]

mattdaniels said:

[North West Tom]

mattdaniels said:

[LukeBird]

sebhaque said:

[Aviz]

[chris_w]

Spotted this in Boots last year:

[Adenauer]

Not a sign, as such, but, you know how some hotels leave a small chocolate on your pillow for you?

Well I hope our young lady visitor who arrived yesterday evening appreciated the trouble that we went to by buying her some sweets and putting them on her pillow

[Oilchange]

That's hilarious!

HBLC said:

Edited by Oilchange on Thursday 8th July 10:40

[Steve in Stoke]

[Spydaman]

Outside a sandwich shop in Sholing:
'Come in and try our baps, they're more than a mouthful'

[Cas_P]

mattdaniels said:

[Matt..]

Famous Graham said:

sassthathoopie said:

Bikini Security United States

It's Bikini Atoll isn't it?

No, the BIKINI state was an old MOD terrorist alert state system replaced a few years ago

[SummerTime]

Found this one the other day

[Cock Womble 7]

Matt.. said:

No, the BIKINI state was an old MOD terrorist alert state system replaced a few years ago

Indeed it was. I remember it well and always seemed to be on 'Bikini Black' when I was in the RAF.

[SkinnyBoy]

in Mordiallac the next suburb up from where I live

[aussiebeano]

one in the toilet's at work "please don't put your chewing gum in the urinals, it makes it taste funny"

and many years ago at another work place "gents, please stand closer to the urinal, it's further away than you think"

[Laurel Green]

Spotted in this weeks Makro Mail; Toilet Tissue at Rock Bottom Prices.