Suppressed Regrets?

[rich1231]

GTO Scott said:

rich1231 said:

I suppose it means you have little competition from other blokes in that market segment.

I dont know how you can do them to be honest.

You'd be surprised how many blokes there are who prefer a girl who carries some extra pounds. That said, many of them won't admit to it in public.

ND - musical taste aside, what do you mean by 'feeder'?

Actually most blokes dont want to have sex with a hippo. Fat isnt sexy, never has been and never will be. You might find some saddos happy to put up with all that they can get though. It is a small club that really like to go monster harpooning.

[Bing o]

GTO Scott said:

You'd be surprised how many blokes there are who prefer a girl who carries some extra pounds. That said, many of them won't admit to it in public.

"Prefer", or do you mean "have come to terms with the fact that the best they will ever be able to do is a proper 3am 15 pinter of a hippocrocadillopig"?

[V8mate]

Bing o said:

GTO Scott said:

You'd be surprised how many blokes there are who prefer a girl who carries some extra pounds. That said, many of them won't admit to it in public.

"Prefer", or do you mean "have come to terms with the fact that the best they will ever be able to do is a proper 3am 15 pinter of a hippocrocadillopig"?

You probably suffer similarly, though?

When at 3am girls "come to terms with with the fact that the best they will do that night is to go home with the short guy"

[GTO Scott]

rich1231 said:

Actually most blokes dont want to have sex with a hippo. Fat isnt sexy, never has been and never will be. You might find some saddos happy to put up with all that they can get though. It is a small club that really like to go monster harpooning.

One point I think you (and others) have missed spectacularly is that I am talking from experience. Nobody is forcing any of you to go with a fat girl. Your choice, your preference and all that. Presumably you put anyone who is different from your ideal in sexual tastes (gay, short/tall, older, thinner, fatter, different colour/ethnicity, etc) in the same basket?

Live and let live. Some of you here would do well to remember that.

As for harpooning, just call me Ahab

[Timmy35]

GTO Scott said:

rich1231 said:

Actually most blokes dont want to have sex with a hippo. Fat isnt sexy, never has been and never will be. You might find some saddos happy to put up with all that they can get though. It is a small club that really like to go monster harpooning.

One point I think you (and others) have missed spectacularly is that I am talking from experience. Nobody is forcing any of you to go with a fat girl. Your choice, your preference and all that. Presumably you put anyone who is different from your ideal in sexual tastes (gay, short/tall, older, thinner, fatter, different colour/ethnicity, etc) in the same basket?

Live and let live. Some of you here would do well to remember that.

As for harpooning, just call me Ahab

Fair enough.

I have to ask.... on your nocturnal explorations of these magnificently immense ladies, do you ever happen upon isolated primevil pockets that haven't seen daylight/soap for years?

[GTO Scott]

Bing o said:

GTO Scott said:

You'd be surprised how many blokes there are who prefer a girl who carries some extra pounds. That said, many of them won't admit to it in public.

"Prefer", or do you mean "have come to terms with the fact that the best they will ever be able to do is a proper 3am 15 pinter of a hippocrocadillopig"?

I mean exactly what I said. There are men out there (and not of the pig-ugly acne-ridden variety) who choose to find a big girl rather than try a vacuum-pack bone bag. Yes, there are the ones who think fat girls are all desperate, but most of them really aren't. Several of my OH's friends are constantly amazed that she gets more offers than they do - and they're all conventionally attractive twenty-somethings.

[Dave200]

rich1231 said:

GTO Scott said:

Dave200 said:

"Plus sized"? With L-cup breasts? Do you mind asking where you draw the line between plus-sized and JabbaTheHut-sized? Because, if the lady in question is anything less than a size 20, then her norks will be enormously out of proportion! If she's over a size 20, then surely it's more a case of needing an elaborate system of pulleys and ropes to actually have sex with her...

Does it really matter to you that much? Does it disgust you that some people find big girls attractive? Maybe you're in denial over your own sexual preferences.

Whatever, I see no reason to reveal any details of my rather fun-filled sex life - there's no need to.

I dont know how you can do them to be honest.

The answer is in my post...

[GTO Scott]

Timmy35 said:

Fair enough.

I have to ask.... on your nocturnal explorations of these magnificently immense ladies, do you ever happen upon isolated primevil pockets that haven't seen daylight/soap for years?

No. I have heard of it from other people, but it does come down to personal hygiene. I'm fussy when it comes to that - I don't want or need a girl who spends 5 hours putting on make-up before going out for a pint of milk, but I really appreciate a girl who at least looks after herself in terms of cleanliness - I make the effort so she should too.

[Dave200]

Timmy35 said:

GTO Scott said:

rich1231 said:

Actually most blokes dont want to have sex with a hippo. Fat isnt sexy, never has been and never will be. You might find some saddos happy to put up with all that they can get though. It is a small club that really like to go monster harpooning.

One point I think you (and others) have missed spectacularly is that I am talking from experience. Nobody is forcing any of you to go with a fat girl. Your choice, your preference and all that. Presumably you put anyone who is different from your ideal in sexual tastes (gay, short/tall, older, thinner, fatter, different colour/ethnicity, etc) in the same basket?

Live and let live. Some of you here would do well to remember that.

As for harpooning, just call me Ahab

Fair enough.

I have to ask.... on your nocturnal explorations of these magnificently immense ladies, do you ever happen upon isolated primevil pockets that haven't seen daylight/soap for years?

Sweet Odin's Raven. You went 'there'...

(Hypothetically, rather than physically, obviously)

[MaxAndRuby]

How big are we talking (waist size/BMI)?

[V8mate]

GTO Scott said:

I mean exactly what I said. There are men out there (and not of the pig-ugly acne-ridden variety) who choose to find a big girl rather than try a vacuum-pack bone bag. Yes, there are the ones who think fat girls are all desperate, but most of them really aren't. Several of my OH's friends are constantly amazed that she gets more offers than they do - and they're all conventionally attractive twenty-somethings.

I don't think it's overall size which is the most important aspect. That a woman passes 'the test' is far more important, i.e. that no matter how large she is, her breasts must always stick out further than her belly, when viewed in profile.

Edited by V8mate on Monday 12th July 17:34

[Slinky]

B.J.W said:

No harm in window shopping, just don't go ram raiding

EFA

[MaxAndRuby]

V8mate said:

GTO Scott said:

I mean exactly what I said. There are men out there (and not of the pig-ugly acne-ridden variety) who choose to find a big girl rather than try a vacuum-pack bone bag. Yes, there are the ones who think fat girls are all desperate, but most of them really aren't. Several of my OH's friends are constantly amazed that she gets more offers than they do - and they're all conventionally attractive twenty-somethings.

I don't think it's overall size which is the most important aspect. That a woman passes 'the test' is far more important, i.e. that no matter how large she is, her breasts must always stuck out further than her belly

I

Absolutely, couldn't agree more.

[pete a]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/2/6337683406...

[Nolar Dog]

FEEDER: Somehow who purposefully, for sexual gratification thereafter, fattns another up. Usually involves cake. Lots of.

[Dave200]

I always saw a delicious irony in the term 'Chubby Chaser'. As, judging by the size of the heffers in question, they would require very little chasing before collapsing and needing an emergency Filet O' Fish bypass...

[philthy]

GTO Scott said:

I did clear a load of old pictures of previous partners off my laptop and onto the backup USB stick along with a load of other stuff a month or two ago though...

Like this?





Seriously though, if you're not sure, don't say "I do" just yet.

[Justayellowbadge]

Interesting turn this thread took.

Takes all sorts I suppose.

[Doniger]

Seems to me that the OP is just unsure about which pair of tits he'd rather be with.

Which is stereotypically male of him and one reason why women think we're all bds.

[spikeyhead]

Dave200 said:

GTO Scott said:

Silent1 said:

Ewan S said:

wiliferus said:

Sounds like you'll be just fine and are just suffering from slightly premature pre-wedding wobbles.

Precisely - now get this evidence removed from the forum completely so it doesn't come back to haunt you. Do you need the name of a friendly moderator?

Way too late, say hello to Google cache

Indeed. Given the existence of Google Cache, I have no intentions of asking for thread removal. If it comes to bite me on the arse, well, so be it. I had considered this before I made the OP.

As for the shape of the girl, yes she was plus-sized. Cue plenty of flour jokes, etc. Yawn.

Oh, by the way Dave200, why repeat the post you made at around 12.25?

Edited by GTO Scott on Sunday 11th July 13:54

"Plus sized"? With L-cup breasts? Do you mind asking where you draw the line between plus-sized and JabbaTheHut-sized? Because, if the lady in question is anything less than a size 20, then her norks will be enormously out of proportion! If she's over a size 20, then surely it's more a case of needing an elaborate system of pulleys and ropes to actually have sex with her...

Feel free to PM me for details about training courses on such rigging.

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