Proper MAN weekend
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Not quite sending a car sideways or having a stand-off with Raoul Moat, but after having to do garden centre and House of Frasier money wielding on Saturday, I finished the weekend by getting lost driving through Leeds, then watching the football in the pub last night and getting and ear bashing for rolling home late and slightly drunk.
rehab71 said:
Harry Flashman said:
rehab71 said:
Harry Flashman said:
Ewan S said:
sunday afternoon - washed cars, and my neighbours joined in and did theirs.
Forgive me Ewan, but that sounds a little, well...gay. Unless the neighbours were female, svelte, and wearing small bikinis. But that counts you out of the Pure Man thread, I'm guessing, so you're in trouble either way.Sorry.
Beer and TG, that counts though.
On an airfield while throwing cars sideways? Fine.
On a battlefield? Fine.
While saving hostages from a deranged band of terrorists? Fine.
While playing with water and lots of soap suds? Not fine.
Too hot for leather. Was wearing an armoured mesh vest thing.
Oh, wait...damn.
Harry Flashman said:
Male bonding on motorbikes on great country roads? fine.
On an airfield while throwing cars sideways? Fine.
On a battlefield? Fine.
While saving hostages from a deranged band of terrorists? Fine.
While playing with water and lots of soap suds? Not fine.
It's actually worked out really well, all the blokes go out and wash their cars and talk about well, cars and manly stuff. Plus there's the satisfaction of doing the job properly with the right equipment and standing back afterwards and admiring your handiwork.On an airfield while throwing cars sideways? Fine.
On a battlefield? Fine.
While saving hostages from a deranged band of terrorists? Fine.
While playing with water and lots of soap suds? Not fine.
Congrats to all those who passed bike/car tests on Friday ^^^^^^ 
Fri: birthday champers in the office
eve: out in town with mates
Sat
a.m. hungover and puking up
I'm 40 next week; I'll NEVER learn.
p.m. F1 qualis, BBQ
eve: DVD at home
(no alcohol consumed all day!)
Sun
a.m. swimming with my children
p.m. F1, BBQ
eve: Footie
(plenty of alcohol consumed)
Fri: birthday champers in the office
eve: out in town with mates
Sat
a.m. hungover and puking up
I'm 40 next week; I'll NEVER learn.p.m. F1 qualis, BBQ
eve: DVD at home
(no alcohol consumed all day!)
Sun
a.m. swimming with my children
p.m. F1, BBQ
eve: Footie
(plenty of alcohol consumed)
Ewan S said:
Harry Flashman said:
Male bonding on motorbikes on great country roads? fine.
On an airfield while throwing cars sideways? Fine.
On a battlefield? Fine.
While saving hostages from a deranged band of terrorists? Fine.
While playing with water and lots of soap suds? Not fine.
It's actually worked out really well, all the blokes go out and wash their cars and talk about well, cars and manly stuff. Plus there's the satisfaction of doing the job properly with the right equipment and standing back afterwards and admiring your handiwork.On an airfield while throwing cars sideways? Fine.
On a battlefield? Fine.
While saving hostages from a deranged band of terrorists? Fine.
While playing with water and lots of soap suds? Not fine.
I think you need to up your game, chap.
Nicely smashed 
with a few good friends in the local Saturday, then hot wings from Nando's 
with a couple of Superbock in front of the telly.
1hr dog walk Sunday morning early (beautiful morning), then Mrs Masitff was off to watch the latest crap vampire film thingy, so a 100 bird shoot at Pirbright with mate, then met up with the girls again for pub Sunday Roast. Home to chill for a couple of hours whilst watching the Grand Prix on SKY+, flicking through the boring bits (most of it), quick empty of the hound again and back to the local to watch the footy. Won a fiver off the mate, and the pub sweepstake.
All in all, a pretty good weekend.
with a few good friends in the local Saturday, then hot wings from Nando's with a couple of Superbock in front of the telly.1hr dog walk Sunday morning early (beautiful morning), then Mrs Masitff was off to watch the latest crap vampire film thingy, so a 100 bird shoot at Pirbright with mate, then met up with the girls again for pub Sunday Roast. Home to chill for a couple of hours whilst watching the Grand Prix on SKY+, flicking through the boring bits (most of it), quick empty of the hound again and back to the local to watch the footy. Won a fiver off the mate, and the pub sweepstake.
All in all, a pretty good weekend.
Cock Womble 7 said:
Harry Flashman said:
dragged some Essex tramp (morally lacking strumpet) home
So, that's two "bike tests" you've done this weekend then?if that's your real name - LP7.
I'm embarrassed to say that I never made the connection before seeing that thread this morning.
Edited by Harry Flashman on Monday 12th July 12:09
tface on beer.
Friday - bimble into Glasgow to watch Shrek 4 in 3D at the Imax with wife and stepfather in law.
Sat - hoon up alongside Gareloch, around Loch Fyne, over the Rest and Be Thankful, down the side of Loch Long and past Loch Eck, hood down the whole time despite impending rain for lunch with father in law and his girlfriend's kids.
Sun - Grand Prix, icecream with cousin, made scorchio curry for us, watched football, drank copious amounts of football, taught cousin how to play Guitar Hero until 4 am.
Nearly a man's weekend. Off sailing this weekend and drinking displacement value of boat in beer. That'll be a bit more manly.
Sat - hoon up alongside Gareloch, around Loch Fyne, over the Rest and Be Thankful, down the side of Loch Long and past Loch Eck, hood down the whole time despite impending rain for lunch with father in law and his girlfriend's kids.
Sun - Grand Prix, icecream with cousin, made scorchio curry for us, watched football, drank copious amounts of football, taught cousin how to play Guitar Hero until 4 am.
Nearly a man's weekend. Off sailing this weekend and drinking displacement value of boat in beer. That'll be a bit more manly.
Ewan S said:
Harry Flashman said:
It sounds a little bit like the sort of glow women get fromn cooking together/gossipping over a cup of coffee. Not quite what I meant.
I think you need to up your game, chap.
Yeah ok fair point. I'll be sure to take up seal clubbing or similar next weekend.I think you need to up your game, chap.
fesuvious said:
Saturday
Silverstone to watch the qualifying, then back to steam clean the offroader, then strip fuel tank out to fix fuel sender.
Sunday: Silverstone to watch the grand prix, came back, lay on bed, watch world cup whilst having blow job. Following world cup, lay in bath reading PPC.
In short, and in summary, I think im level pegging flashman for once
Winning the thread so far, I have to say. That's some strong work.Silverstone to watch the qualifying, then back to steam clean the offroader, then strip fuel tank out to fix fuel sender.
Sunday: Silverstone to watch the grand prix, came back, lay on bed, watch world cup whilst having blow job. Following world cup, lay in bath reading PPC.
In short, and in summary, I think im level pegging flashman for once
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