Would you tell your mate if....
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... you had found out that his ex girlfriend had had a lesbian contretemps with one of his former conquests in the bath at a houseparty?
I'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome
Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.
I'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome
Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.
Yeah, tell him. He might be able to get in on it.
I once remember one of my mates ex's coming over to us in the pub and saying "Look, there's something I think you should know. I've started seeing a girl from Uni."
My mate took a sip of his pint, slowly shook his head and replied "Well. That's a waste."
I once remember one of my mates ex's coming over to us in the pub and saying "Look, there's something I think you should know. I've started seeing a girl from Uni."
My mate took a sip of his pint, slowly shook his head and replied "Well. That's a waste."
Magog said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Magog said:
that he missed out on a potential threesome
Would the three of them fit in the bath?I'll charge the video camera, get them to PM me after you break the news to him.
bob1179 said:
I had two girls in a bath once, it was wonderful soapy sexual excellence and I went on for hours like a sex god.
The above comment may be entirely made up.
indeedThe above comment may be entirely made up.
It was most likely a sea of frothy beer vomit and two russian tanker drivers named Vladymir and Ivan
with me on the camera
GingerWizard said:
yep, i'd mug him off and tell him he pathetic man vegatable has actually made a women not want it from men any more.
This is the thing, his most recent ex-girlfriend has gone all Lesbian/Bisexual as well. He's a bit of a hit with the ladies usually though, a smalltime provincial Harry Flashman as it were. I suspect his vanity would tell him that they couldn't find a man up to his standards and hence went for the only option...Magog said:
his vanity would tell him that they couldn't find a man up to his standards and hence went for the only option...
To be fair to the guy, I get this a lot too.I guess once they've had a bit of Baz, any subsequent normal man just isn't going to cut the mustard, so they give up and jump on the other bus.
NB: No actual mustard was ever involved, it's just a turn of phrase. Mayonnaise, coleslaw, Swarfega and Angel Delight yes, but never mustard - that st stings.
Magog said:
... you had found out that his ex girlfriend had had a lesbian contretemps with one of his former conquests in the bath at a houseparty?
I'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome
Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.
have been in this situation before - I kept my mouth shut, no need to cause unneccessary fuss for what amounts to nothingI'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome
Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.
it did make me stop a think for a while though
Jag-D said:
bob1179 said:
I had two girls in a bath once, it was wonderful soapy sexual excellence and I went on for hours like a sex god.
The above comment may be entirely made up.
indeedThe above comment may be entirely made up.
It was most likely a sea of frothy beer vomit and two russian tanker drivers named Vladymir and Ivan
with me on the camera
sleep envy said:
have been in this situation before - I kept my mouth shut, no need to cause unneccessary fuss for what amounts to nothing
it did make me stop a think for a while though
I think your probably right, the thing is that all of our friends will/do know and it will be one of those situations where no one really wants to tell him but he will probably find out eventually, but it might be a few weeks/months down the line when everyone's been cracking jokes about it etc when he's not around. Seems a bit harsh to me.it did make me stop a think for a while though
Magog said:
sleep envy said:
have been in this situation before - I kept my mouth shut, no need to cause unneccessary fuss for what amounts to nothing
it did make me stop a think for a while though
I think your probably right, the thing is that all of our friends will/do know and it will be one of those situations where no one really wants to tell him but he will probably find out eventually, but it might be a few weeks/months down the line when everyone's been cracking jokes about it etc when he's not around. Seems a bit harsh to me.it did make me stop a think for a while though
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