Would you tell your mate if....

[gilla]

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[convert]

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[IainT]

Cock Womble 7 said:

NB: No actual mustard was ever involved, it's just a turn of phrase. Mayonnaise, coleslaw, Swarfega and Anal Delight yes, but never mustard - that st stings.

[gilla]

convert said:

OTT fella - surely not the furry cup, plate and spoon at the same time

[sonic_2k_uk]

Magog said:

Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.

That made me chuckle more than the opening line.

Edited by sonic_2k_uk on Wednesday 28th July 13:53

[XMG5]

Magog said:

... you had found out that his ex girlfriend had had a lesbian contretemps with one of his former conquests in the bath at a houseparty?

I'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome

Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.

You don't say how you found out his ex girlfriend had had a lesbian contretemps with one of his former conquests in the bath at a houseparty?

Was it when you went into the bathroom for a quick jimmy riddle and there they were sitting in the bath playing with each other's rubber ducks?

Got any more fantasies like this one, if so tell us....slowly....and in great detail

[308mate]

So far this thread contains more than one tale of lesbianism, the word contretemps and a reference to Swarfega.

Which makes it my favourite of the year so far*.













*Probably.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Just me that thought more along the lines of:

1 - tell him she is cheating on him
2 - tell her he is cheating on her
3 - chat up his ex
4 - invite current gf (hopefully now ex) round for drinks at yours and ex-ex's house
5 - setup video camera and run nice bubbly bath for your new gf (ex-ex)
6 - suggest to current-now-ex that she goes up and talks to your new gf about how upset she is
7 - wait for them to get it on
8 - walk in and play it by ear from there...



Of course, depending on how you found out, it might not be advisable to tell him as he may think you were watching...

Then there is option 2:

1 - tell current GF you know and will tell him if she doesnt let you get in on the action next time
2 - invite them both for drinks at your house
3 - bathtime, with cameras
4 - post link on PH for fellow PH enjoyment!

Edited by Petrolhead_Rich on Wednesday 28th July 14:28

[JB!]

insert "this thread delivers" pic here.



some epic suggestions... but swarfega??? really??? do the little bits not make things a bit... uncomfortable?

[gilla]

you want to try deep freeze strangely pleasant for both parties - not to be confused with deep heat though - that burns and can blister!!

[Smashed]

JB! said:

insert "this thread delivers" pic here.



some epic suggestions... but swarfega??? really??? do the little bits not make things a bit... uncomfortable?

I was thinking this but you can get the kind with out the abrasive beads... either way odd.

[JB!]

gilla said:

you want to try deep freeze strangely pleasant for both parties - not to be confused with deep heat though - that burns and can blister!!

a friend swears by ice cubes.

not ggod if the o/h has sensitive teeth that cause sudden jaw closing though

[gilla]

JB! said:

gilla said:

you want to try deep freeze strangely pleasant for both parties - not to be confused with deep heat though - that burns and can blister!!

a friend swears by ice cubes.

not ggod if the o/h has sensitive teeth that cause sudden jaw closing though

I'm not saying anymore about what can be fun on a hot day... we know from other threads and comments made in conversation with them that our actions are tracked by these females on t'interweb.

[Dr G]

I have photos of just such an occasion; sadly the photos do not show that the birthday boy whose party it was is passed out in a puddle of vomit on the floor by the toilet in the very same room.

I say sadly but the quantity of boobs on display reminded me that I don't actually care!

[Dave200]

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[gilla]

for once I agree with you Dave - partly - it's only when they're pissed though

[Petrolhead_Rich]

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[blindswelledrat]

Magog said:

... you had found out that his ex girlfriend had had a lesbian contretemps with one of his former conquests in the bath at a houseparty?

I'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome

Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.

You are definitely a better mate than me, if this is a moral dilemma for you.
I would be dancing around him, laughing and pointing- mocking him for turning two women into lesbians

[Ewan S]

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[sjp63]

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