Would you tell your mate if....

[Lost soul]

Dave200 said:

Beware the young 'lipstick lesbian', as they tend to fall neatly into one of two categories:
1) Attention wh*re, who would probably snog a farmyard animal if it made guys stare at/take pictures of/talk about her
2) Psychologically unstable, confused, easily influenced, and generally unsure of what they want in life

A ever Dave you are wrong

[Lost soul]

Magog said:

... you had found out that his ex girlfriend had had a lesbian contretemps with one of his former conquests in the bath at a houseparty?

I'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome

Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.

I would not tell him , what i would do is get in there sharpish and shag the bejesus out of her and her lezza mate

[spikeyhead]

Lost soul said:

Dave200 said:

Beware the young 'lipstick lesbian', as they tend to fall neatly into one of two categories:
1) Attention wh*re, who would probably snog a farmyard animal if it made guys stare at/take pictures of/talk about her
2) Psychologically unstable, confused, easily influenced, and generally unsure of what they want in life

A ever Dave you are wrong

If you tend to inhabit the wrong crowd, then DAve is very cose to ebing right.

However amongst "normal" women then tis far less common. Most just want white lightning and cock.

Cock Womble 7 said:

Magog said:

that he missed out on a potential threesome

Would the three of them fit in the bath?

Surely it's an ideal watersports activity

[Jasandjules]

Should you tell him?

Well, would HE pass up the opportunity to rip the p**s out of you? If no, then you know what to do.

[blueg33]

Why tell him? Invite the two babes to your place for a party! Enusure you have turned on the hot water

[Google [bot]]

One night a couple of years back my gf at the time (let's call her S), my housemate and other friends met an old (young) mate (girl) who I'd had friendship (past sexual relations) with (let's call her C)

During the course of the evening I take C up the road to show her my car and whilst I'm gone everyone is shuffling awkwardly and implying such pity for S in regards to my clear unfolding infidelity. This continues all night and I'm viewed as all the bds under the sun. And I've not done a single thing wrong.

I end up getting very drunk due to my displeasure, we all go home and I pass out.

In the morning, it's all 'goodbye C', S admits once she's gone that mucho lesbos occured and I 'should have come downstairs'

My upset was not betrayal-related.

[dirty doug]

Google [bot] said:

One night a couple of years back my gf at the time (let's call her S), my housemate and other friends met an old (young) mate (girl) who I'd had friendship (past sexual relations) with (let's call her C)

During the course of the evening I take C up the road to show her my car and whilst I'm gone everyone is shuffling awkwardly and implying such pity for S in regards to my clear unfolding infidelity. This continues all night and I'm viewed as all the bds under the sun. And I've not done a single thing wrong.

I end up getting very drunk due to my displeasure, we all go home and I pass out.

In the morning, it's all 'goodbye C', S admits once she's gone that mucho lesbos occured and I 'should have come downstairs'

My upset was not betrayal-related.

There are times in your life when God clearly has it in for you.

If you're really unlucky you die.

Yours was worse than that....

[robsco]

My mrs openly admits to snogging her uni housemates, and not just the once either. The only problem I have with it is that I've never seen it happen

[robsco]

My mrs openly admits to snogging her uni housemates, and not just the once either. The only problem I have with it is that I've never seen it happen

[Google [bot]]

Not just the once either

[Google [bot]]

dirty doug said:

There are times in your life when God clearly has it in for you.

If you're really unlucky you die.

Yours was worse than that....

Excellent summary Doug thanks.

Now that that's back in my mind I might have sweet dreams tonight. If there is a God he can't deny me that, surely.

[lawrence567]

Ex of mine used to snog her mates all the time on nights out, entertaining for me to watch - & loved the fact being an 18yr old lad!

[Magog]

Well my problem is solved, he knows already, his reaction seems to be one of mild amusement, he doesn't feel like he missed out as he says he is fully capable of visualising the scene apparently. Not sure the former conquests current beau would be much amused if he found out, but live by the nympho, die by the nympho.

For all those speculating, sadly I didn't walk in on them, I only heard it on the grapevine. I had left the party somewhat earlier, I can therefore only speculate that it must be the dearth of attractive men that leads to this sort of carry-on.

[Dave200]

Lost soul said:

Dave200 said:

Beware the young 'lipstick lesbian', as they tend to fall neatly into one of two categories:
1) Attention wh*re, who would probably snog a farmyard animal if it made guys stare at/take pictures of/talk about her
2) Psychologically unstable, confused, easily influenced, and generally unsure of what they want in life

A ever Dave you are wrong

The key word in my post is highlighted above, in case you missed it.

A small vocabulary shouldn't preclude you from contributing to PH, but I would at least ask that you read properly before replying